Miracle massager by Cal Exotics - review by This Is For The Birds

Massage me wonders!

If you're looking around for an amazing, all-around massager, then the Miracle Massager is just what you want. This is definitely a massager that could be used to relieve some body aches and pains or as an external-use massager. Another plus side is that if you're tired of all those battery-guzzling toys and massagers, there's no need to worry here, since this is all powered by your electric outlet.
Easy to clean.
All-around massager.
Cord can be too short.
Two speeds.
On the bigger side.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Miracle Massager is an all-over body massager. This could be used as G-rated massager, or taken behind doors and used as an R-rated massager. This is a non-insertable massager. This purchase was my first massager, and I love it. I have bad back problems from having back labor with both of my kids within the past 3 years, so this works wonders for me when I'm in pain and just need to relax. However my husband also loves it because it's not like your average vibrator, obviously because it's a massager. When he's in the mood to just tease me and get me all worked-up, this is normally the toy he grabs.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Miracle Massager is made from PVC and has a smooth texture to it. PVC ranks a 2 on the EF safety scale but, since this massager isn't something that can be inserted, this shouldn't be a big issue. Since it is made from PVC, you can use a water-based lube or silicone-based lube if using this massager for an R-rated reason. The only thing about the material is that I did find it to have a strong smell; however, while using it, it was not a problem. It's not something you would smell unless you're massaging your face with it.
    • Smooth
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The Miracle Massager is 12" long. The handle of the massager has a slight curve to it, making it great to hold, whether using it as a massager for an everyday use or a massager for your clit! The head of the massager is on the larger side, and I think some might find it just a bit too big for some of the smaller areas. Since this looks like an average, everyday massager, this is something that I leave out occasionally and is not something I worry about people seeing. Sometimes I even take this with me on our travels and use it in the car. Since it does not have batteries and requires a plug, we did have to buy a converter for our cigarette outlet. We take long trips to see family and, with my back problems, sometimes we have to stop a few times so I can get out and walk around. However, with this massager tagging along, we no longer have to stop. I do sometimes get some weird looks from people driving by on the interstate!

Due to the lack of design, being smooth and not able to be inserted, some might find this is a better massager for the beginner, I think it would be perfect for anyone, though, since it could be used as a wonderful massager.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Miracle Massager is an electrically-operated massager, so it must be plugged into an outlet. This could become a problem if you don't have an outlet close to where you will be using this. Luckily for me, I have one right at the head of my bed, behind my couch and next to our recliner. I find that the cord is somewhat short, and, when used in bed, I do have to use an extension cord to make it a little longer.

This massager has a vibrating head that is controlled by a sliding switch on the handle. It has a high and low vibrating speed; you just move the sliding switch to the speed you want. I found that this switch was different from other toys with push-buttons that get in the way; the sliding switch was in a great position, which I found does not get in the way during use.
    • Easy to use
    • Long lasting power
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Since this massager isn't insertable, it has a very low maintenance. It can be simply wiped down with a cleaning cloth or some soap and water. Once again, since it looks just like an average massager, storing this is fairly simple since it could be left out or just tucked away into a night stand.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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