Good head sucker - candy by Doc Johnson - review by HannahPanda

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Get it in Green, Instead

It's a pretty nifty little hard candy and could suffice as a nice addition to a gift, or work as a gag gift itself - but as far as the head enhancing qualities go, they're a no show. Pick up a bag of Jolly Ranchers if you like the Apple, or a fire extinguisher for the Cinnamon. Overbearing flavors just make for overbearing breath, and the tingles can be found elsewhere in other products that can do much more for you orally.
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Pros:
Nicely wrapped, Great gift idea, Three different flavors
Cons:
Didn't do what was advertised, Flavor too strong
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

The use for this candy is marketed to increase the amount of saliva in your mouth for an incredible blow job, as well as giving your mouth a tingling sensation with the bonus of fresh breath.

This is a nice sugary idea for an addition to a gift or as a gag gift, party favors or just to have around. For those that enjoy an extremely mild and light tingly sensation, this may be up your alley.

But.. to be short and sweet, stay away from the cinnamon. I've heard the apple is quite a bit better.

Suck on this if you like a strong cinnamon flavor, if you're not a fan of cinnamon, find something else to suck on! It's overbearing and doesn't live up to much.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Gag gift
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The candy itself is a sphere mounted on a stick and is slick when you run your tongue across it. The candy is really smooth and slippery. It's extremely sticky when wet and takes a bit of getting used to. If you have a small mouth, have fun getting your lips around it without candy coated kisses and a bit of extra around your mouth.

If you're into a messier blow job, this would probably work in your favor. It's marketed to increase saliva in the mouth and includes a tingling sensation as well. It really doesn't create any more saliva than a normal blow pop would or any other kind of hard candy, so if you're into sticky sweetness, I'd go for this.

It created quite the mess on my fingers and mouth, and my mouth is nowhere near small. The product has a diameter of about one inch, and the size is extremely similar to the lollipops they sell in some stores and gas stations on a stand that are circular and come in a wide variety of flavors. It's a little smaller than those, and a bit bigger than a blow pop.
    • Smooth
    • Sticky

Taste / Aroma

I detest the Cinnamon flavor and was pretty disappointed I didn't get to try this in Green Apple. The cinnamon flavoring was overbearing and while I do have sensitive taste buds, it burned/stung the tip of my tongue quite a bit and it didn't disappear within a ten minute period of time.

I'm not a fan of cinnamon but I decided to give it a try any way and found the taste to be strong and really unbearable. I couldn't stand to finish it, and waited for the marketed effects to kick in but they never fully did.

It smells like your typical cinnamon candy and there's not much else to be found there. It reminded me a bit of Brach's Cinnamon Hard Candy with a stronger flavor.
    • Bad taste
    • Smells good
    • Strong taste

Performance

The candy is allegedly supposed to create a bit more saliva in your mouth, but just about any hard candy or lollipop will give the same effect. I can say that the tingling effect from the strong cinnamon could be felt during oral sex, but it's extremely mild and was more of a burning sensation for me taste wise.

In general, the product is really sticky when licked and when marketed to produce more saliva as most candies do, that turns into a little bit of a mess. Throw in oral sex and well.. you have a sticky situation on your hands.

The candy is a decent size and most probably wouldn't finish it in one sitting, so you can store it in its original container or wherever you choose. Had I kept the product, it probably would have lasted me quite a while, which is a plus.

I didn't feel any effects that were advertised, but on a positive note, I feel that this could be great when used as an agent to make oral a bit more pleasurable taste wise. If your guy is into a cute school girl outfit, this may make a great accessory to suck on and draw attention to your mouth.

Like many users, I was thinking that this would have a numbing agent that would help with deep throating, but I'm sorry to report that it really didn't help me with much. I tossed it to the side after ten minutes and got work the good old fashioned way.
    • Gets sticky

Packaging

The packaging was a little annoying to get open. It came in a cardboard surrounded plastic container and to open the actual lollipop, there was a mountain of plastic I had to cut with scissors.

This product isn't so discreet, as normal candies don't come with such informative packaging nor in such complex packaging. It's pretty obvious that it's a gag gift of sorts or for things a little more advanced than simply licking a lollipop.

The packaging surrounding the candy was decently informative, basically just advertising the product and what it is supposed to do. The Doc Johnson logo is on the front as well as a few descriptive items about the candy. On the back you'll find the nutrition facts, ingredients, and a few cautions against using it for unintended purposes.

The ingredients are pretty simple: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Lactic Acid, Yellow 5, Blue 1, Red 40

It's nearly impossible to finish it all in one go, so you can stick it in a plastic bag or it's original container. The plastic part of the package can house the candy until you'd like to use it again.
    • Not discreet
    • Would make a nice gift

Special Features

The product advertises that it can increase sensations while partaking in or receiving oral sex from the user.

It can easily increase the amount of saliva you produce, as the flavors are strong and will make most's mouth water.
    • Tingling

Personal comments

I really didn't expect much from a simple candy that is meant as a cutesy gift, so I can't say I was really disappointed in the product overall. My own experience is simply that it didn't work according to planned, other than making my mouth a little too tingly and stinging and creating a sticky mess.

I can't condemn the other flavors that I haven't tried, but the Cinnamon was far too strong and I couldn't really feel much of a sensation through the harshness of the flavor. I have way too sensitive taste buds for something so strong and there was a mild tingling sensation for my partner, but not much more than that.

If you like slobbery kisses or oral sex, you can buy a regular blow pop and probably get the same effect. This is cute for a gag gift or something to accompany a costume or role play idea.
Follow-up commentary
This sucker just fell short on everything advertised and wound up being tossed away. Not only did I find the whole idea odd in the first place, the flavor I received was overpowering and did not mix well with my taste buds. If you're looking for a product for oral sex, buy a spray or something else.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Kkay
    Great review. Sounds like I should skip this one!
  • Lano4ka
    Thanks for the review
  • susansmith2012
    thanks for the review!
  • Seharra
    Hahaha, I wish I could get a few of these as gag gifts. Thanks for the review.
  • Mr. E
    I'll pass on this . Thanks for the heads up and thanks for reviewing.
  • sweetiejo
    Thanks for the review
  • llellsee
    Very helpful review Thanks
  • Ghost
    Thanks for the review!
  • RomanticGoth
    I think i'll pass, too. Thanks for sharing.
  • SubmissiveFeminist
    Was this review deleted? The body isn't coming up for me...
  • klyte
    The body won't come up for me either, that's odd...
  • chantalgiardina
    great review! thanks! i think im gonna pass on this one
  • Rey
    thx for the review, gonna skip this product all together!
  • raindropsofblood
    great review!
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