Good head sucker - candy discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Breas

The Good Head Suckers are available in four different flavours; sour apple, cinnamon, berry, and blueberry. Each flavour has its own feature. The sour apple is supposed to make you salivate, the berry is supposed to be numbing, the cinnamon is supposed to be warming, and the blueberry is supposed to be cooling. I received the blueberry sucker named, “Cooling Blue Ice”.

The sucker arrived with cardboard packaging. You can see the sucker through a plastic piece on the front of the packaging. The front also states the company name, brand name, product name, and a few product features. The back of the packaging states the nutrition facts, ingredients, a brief summary of the product, and company contact information. I don’t think the packaging is very discreet considering it says “Good Head” in bright blue letters across the front.



The ingredients as stated on the product packaging are as follows: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavours, Blue 1. There are 70 calories in the sucker.

The product packaging says that the sucker is good for before, during or after (oral sex). The blueberry flavour is supposed to give a cooling sensation, with a tingle. The packaging also says that it is supposed to help freshen breath. The company’s website says that the sucker can be used multiple times. After you take the cardboard piece off the product, you’ll be left with a plastic piece that holds the sucker. If you choose to use the sucker multiple times, you could always use this little plastic piece for extra protection; though a zip lock bag would be suffice as well.

The sucker looks like a regular sucker; a solid ball of candy on a stem. The sucker is quite large (4 inch circumference), so you may want to consider the idea of using it multiple times. There is also a plastic wrapping around the head of the sucker.

I was really surprised when I first tasted the sucker because I was expecting a fruity blueberry taste. Instead, all I could taste was mint. There is not one hint of blueberry flavour in this sucker. The flavour is exactly like a dinner mint, or can be compared to minty toothpaste. The flavour is quite strong. I did not notice any funky/odd aftertaste.

When I used the sucker, I sucked on it for about ten minutes before oral sex. The back of my tongue did look a little blue after sucking on it, but at least it wasn’t my teeth or entire mouth. I could taste the coolness in my mouth, just like I can whenever I brush my teeth or eat a mint. My partner said that he could feel the cool sensation and there was a slight tingling. The cooling sensation does fade a bit the longer you are giving the oral sex, but the sucker can be used during oral sex to keep the cooling sensation at its peak. My partner said that he liked the sensation because it was just cool (temperature wise), and not freezing cold like some lubricants he has tried that were supposed to provide a cooling sensation. He thought the sucker was really cool.

As for freshening my breath, I suppose it gave my breath a mint scent. The minty scent doesn’t keep your breath smelling fresh for long though as the mint scent fades fairly quickly. I didn’t use the entire sucker because it would have taken forever to finish it. I put mine in a little zip lock bag.

The price of the sucker is not listed on EdenFantasys yet, so I searched online for a retail price. The prices I had found were around $7.00 a sucker. On Amazon.com, they have it listed for $7.47 a piece. This is far too expensive for a sucker in my opinion, especially since a mint would provide the same sensations during oral sex.

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Overall, I’m disappointed with the sucker. I find it very deceiving that it’s called blueberry, but really tastes like mint. The only blueberryish thing about this sucker is the colour; blue. Another thing that isn’t impressive is the steep price. I personally would not pay more than $5.00 for a sucker, but maybe I’m just cheap. I think the price is also a big factor, especially for this flavour, because you could buy a huge bag of mints for much less. The mints will do the same thing, and will last a heck of a lot longer. It is possible that the other flavours are worth the price, but I feel this particular flavour is not. I’ve decided to give the sucker a 3 out of 5. I’ve deducted 2 stars; 1 for the steep price and 1 for the fact that it is not blueberry at all. I recommend just brushing your teeth or popping a mint before oral sex instead of purchasing this sucker.

I still would not recommend this product. It's not sweet (which I feel a sucker should be) and it did nothing extraordinary for us. I highly recommend just purchasing a bag of mints from the dollar store or brushing your teeth with a minty toothpaste before oral sex.