Dr. Laura Berman Thalia - wand massager by Cal Exotics - review by Heartthrob

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Thalia is a wonderful little wand for those who want their vibes strong but not too strong. She comes complete with the ability to give you pinpointed clit stimulation or vaginal stimulation through insertion. She has won a place in a my arsenal of toys and will be there for a long time.
Strong vibes and variety of functions
Hands go numb from vibes, difficult to screw on attachments
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Thalia, the Greek Goddess who brought us comedy is only slightly represented in Dr., Laura Berman's take on a comic yet sensual sex toy. The vibe is a bit whimsical and surprising in odd areas, but it just falls short of being comical. Either way, Thalia would be proud to use such a toy and therefor it should not be overlooked, even though it's name is not becoming of it's true character.

I was hoping for a type of forced orgasm toy. Although the Thalia is capable of producing a forced orgasm, it takes some time. The vibe can be used as an every day massager on the shoulders and back, a vibe for clit and labia stimulation, or even shallow penetration with two of the longer attachments. Although it comes with a cord, it is not powered by your super strong outlet. Instead, Thalia recharges herself with rechargeable batteries. Therefore, your power, although strong, isn't as strong as some of the other wands on the market. If you're a power queen you might want to look elsewhere. Because she's not jack hammer powerful I highly recommend her to beginners and those who enjoy strong but not concrete breaking vibration.

Thalia is constructed out of baby powder smooth, velvet coat plastic. Her nubby attachment is also made from the same material and therefor has no give. Perfect for those who like it rough. The other two attachments are constructed out of TPR and are soft and squishy. Both attachments attract lint a tiny bit but not as much as my other toys. Thalia is waterproof and should be washed before and after each use with warm soap and water or a toy cleaner. Her plastic parts can even be wiped down with rubbing alcohol. Use only silicone or water lubes with Thalia, she does not like oil.

Thalia smells very pleasing, as a Greek Goddess should and has no taste what so ever. She is however extremely loud and I could easily compare her to my blender. Being that I have thin walls, I had to wonder if I could be heard. Needless to say, this might not be the best option for someone living in a dorm or with roommates. If you want privacy, Thalia won't let you have it. She insists on stealing the stage with her overwhelming vibe presence.

Thalia is 7 inches long. Her attachments vary in size. The nubby flat one is 5 inches in circumference and an inch tall. 19 little nubs provide hard, intense, pleasure. The soft,beehive attachment is 2 1/2 inches long and ranges from 4 to 6 inches in circumference. It provides soft, bumpy stimulation to the clit, but is not very pinpointed. Insertion feels very intense with this one. The ribbed attachment will provide the most pinpointed stimulation to the clit, which surprised me. The beehive looks like it should be the one to do the job. The ribbed is about the same length but 5 inches in circumference and tapered. It provides good stimulation when inserted but not as much as the beehive.

Thalia has seven, strong functions. The first is of course strong, steady vibration. The second is fast pulsation. The third takes it up a notch and pulses faster before going into steady vibes and then revving you with intense steady vibes. The fourth is pulsation with extremely intense, sporadic pulsation following. The fifth is steady vibes that get extremely weak and then rev up again. The sixth is long and short erratic pulsations. Finally the seventh setting is steady vibrations which meld into short bursts of pulsation. The only problem with the strong vibes are they carry throughout the entire toy so my hand becomes numb.

The toy comes in the weakest package I have ever seen. It was torn and half open by the time it reached me. Even so, the toy was in good shape. Dr. Laura Berman is pictured on the front of the clear plastic box where you can see the toy clearly. The back gives a description of the toy and oddly, a bio of Dr. Berman. Because the box is so cheap, I would not recommend wrapping it to use as a gift or for storage.

Finally, it is a little tricky to screw on the attachments and is a hamper during the heat of the moment. Even so, the toy is wonderful and full of powerful vibes. I was off in minutes with a rocking orgasm from strong, intense vibes. Personally, I enjoyed the pulsation patterns which eased up and then hit me with a pop of intensity. It really made my clit sing.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Dr. Laura Berman Thalia tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Back
    • Clitoris
Do you like this review?
  • P'Gell
    Good review. I'm happy you enjoyed this toy.

    We have found that really powerful toys like the Hitachi or the Wahl 7 on 1 are best for "Forced Orgasm" play. If you don't have either, or both of these, you might want to try them both. I have even seen forced orgasm harnesses for the Hitachi!
  • namelesschaos
    I also got this for review (the review is up on my blog but there is currently a glitch with the off-site template which is why it isn't on Eden yet) and I'd like to say that despite what the packaging says I'd say it is only water resistant, it would survive a trip in the shower however submerge it in the tub and it's dead.
  • KrystalFayeO
    great review- thanks for the update nameless- good to know that it's not good for the tub!
  • KnK
    Lovely review. Is it weird that this thing looks like a touch tone phone to me?
  • Porfiriato
    Looks very interesting, great review!
  • Bunnycups
    Great review. I'm trying to think of an excuse to use when someone questions the blender sound coming from my bedroom. I'm making a smoothie? No, I don't think that will work. Thanks for the review.
  • cherryredhead88
    Thanks for the review, I am sorry to see that this didn't work out as well for you and nameless as it did for me I agree that I wouldn't get this too wet, however, due to the large seam running through it being .. well... not really together. Could have been just mine, but I didn't trust it.

    I like this better than my fairy, maybe I should check out a Wahl....
  • Heartthrob
    Just to let everyone know, I did fully submerge this toy while washing it came out just fine. You do have to make sure that the electric stopper is secure.
  • Heartthrob
    P'Gell, good to know. Thanks.
  • Heartthrob
    TwistedFinger, no it kind of does look like a touch tone phone. New idea for a concealed sex toy!
  • Heartthrob
    Porfiriato thanks.
  • Heartthrob
    Bunnycups just turn on some music and you should be fine.
  • zeebot
    Thanks for the review - sounds like I'll give this one a miss, I hate loud toys.
  • lalapetitee
    I hate loud toys!
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