Dr. Laura Berman Thalia by Cal Exotics - review by cherryredhead88

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Thalia's earth shattering vibrations and ability to cause orgasms of equal caliber make her a must have for all power queens. She is rechargeable, has wonderful variety in her powerful vibration patterns, and three interchangeable attachments to add different stimulation. Unfortunately, the whopping charge time of 8 hours for about 2 hours of use knocks her down to 4 stars.
Earth shattering vibrations with varied patterns, rechargeable, is of a safer material.
No instructions for charging or use, large seam, 8 hours of charging for 2 hours of use.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Thalia is a strong,rechargeable personal massager crafted from velvet cote plastic. She comes with three attachments, is a lovely shade of lavender, and makes for the best earth shattering orgasms one could possibly hope for.


Thalia is 7 inches long and 2 inches across at her widest point. Her handle has grips on the sides to prevent slipping during use and finger indents are placed farther up, on either side of the head, for comfortable handling. She fits perfectly in one's hand and contours exactly to your every need and desire.

There is a large, noticeable seam that runs down the shaft of the toy and doesn't appear to be connected too well in some spots. A small rubber plug protects the area for the charger to be plugged in.

Her shape is rather odd and hard to explain. It is almost an L shape, with the handle curving at the tip where the head is.

The two TPR attachments have soft, flexible tips but are firm further down. The larger rippled attachment is 2 inches long and about 1 1/4 inches in diameter at the tip. The diameter gets a bit larger towards the bottom, topping out at 1 3/4 inches. The second attachment is more of a beehive texture, with smaller, more pronounced ribs. It is also about 2 inches long and has the same diameter dimensions as the first one. Since these are only 2 inches long, they won't work well for penetration, but shallow vaginal play is possible if you so choose. These work best to stimulate the clitoris and vulva. They cover a bit broader of an area, but the tips are small enough to deliver decent pinpoint stimulation.

The third attachment is made of plastic with a velvet cote like the massager itself. It is flat with a number of small raised nubs for added texture. These nubs are about 4 mm around and protrude about 2 mm high from the surface. This attachment is just over an inch long and has a diameter of 1 1/2 inches. This wouldn't be good for insertion or shallow penetration, but works well for clitoral stimulation and massage.

The attachments screw onto the massager head, which doubles as another option for use. You can either choose to use an attachment, or simply enjoy the smooth flat head.


She is made of plastic which is quite safe (ranking an 8/10 here at Edenfantasys).This particular plastic has a velvet cote making it soft and smooth to the touch. Plastic is non porous, phthalate free and compatible with all lubes.
Thalia is said to be waterproof, but the large seam makes me nervous. I recommended that she be wiped down with soap and a warm washcloth or an anti bacterial toy wipe. Care should be taken not to get water in that seam or charging port. DO NOT get the charger wet. It can cause serious damage to the charger and cause injuries.

The TPR attachments are soft and feel rubbery to the touch. They have no smell or taste, like their larger counterpart. TPR is a somewhat porous material so take care not to store these somewhere that they could mingle with other toys and collect bacteria. TPR is also a lint magnet, so be sure to wipe them down before each use. They can be cleaned with soap and warm water or wipes just as well, and you don't need to worry about getting them wet. Just make sure they are completely dry before attaching. TPR is compatible with water and silicone based lube.

Unfortunately this massager comes with no instructions on how to charge it, like how long to charge, how long the charge holds, and if it can be damaged from over charging. The instructions that come with it are generic California Exotics vibrator instructions.

This vibe took a whopping 8 hours to fully charge, and only holds its charge for about 2 hours. This is probably due to the power that it packs. The LED light will glow green once fully charged.

Thalia is operated by a rubber push button control pad just under the head; which is easily accessible with a ring or middle finger while in use. The design is very well thought out as far as maneuverability goes. Pushing the bottom half of the button turns her on, and a red LED lights up. Pushing the top half of the button turns on the vibrations and cycles through them, and the LED light pulses with them. This part can be confusing at first, because some of the patterns fade/roll before continuing, so one could think that they accidentally cycled through a pattern. Once you get to know the patterns you won't have any issues. They are as follows:

(1)High, steady vibration pattern
(2)Quick pulsation
(3)Quick pulsation, followed by a low to medium (or high depending on the person) vibration
(4)Varying pulsations
(5)Steady vibration that escalates from a deep rumble; then to low, medium, and high
(6)A pattern of broken pulsations of medium strength. They range from short broken pulsations to a longer pulse.
(7)High steady vibration, followed by pulsating, then high steady vibration again.

Once you have cycled through the vibrations the vibrator will stop but remain on (for some strange reason).
These powerful yet sensual vibrations can be used to knead out those tough knots in your back, excite your nipples and neck, tease the anus, or simply make your clitoris fall off with pleasure.

For some, the vibrations might be too strong. They are all pretty much the same strength except for the few lower rumbles mixed into the patterns. If you can't handle stronger vibrations then I suggest passing this one on, but if you are a power queen and love a good hard rumble in the jungle, this is for you.

The sound matches the vibration levels- high. Depending on what attachment you use and how you are holding it they can be very loud and rattling. The soft TPR attachments don't make as much noise as the plastic one but still get pretty loud. She could be heard easily through covers and in the same room. She isn't quite discreet but you could pass her off as a normal back massager.


This is yet another product that I'd have overlooked. I have been having better luck with clitoral stimulators since finding Eden, but still haven't been able to find one that satisfies my insatiable appetite for clitoral orgasms. The first time we met was a little awkward. This is my first rechargeable vibe and it came with no instructions for charging or care.

I learned to make sure that this puppy is charged before every use. There is nothing worse than being *right* there, only to have the vibrator die on you. Unfortunately she takes 8 hours to be fully charged and only lasts for about 2, so I make sure to charge her for a bit before use. I am not sure if this will ruin her or not because she came without instructions for charging, but I guess we will find out in time.
Follow-up commentary
This thing still works wonders for my clit, it just sucks when I lose the charger! Luckily, I usually find it and end up with glorious orgasms! I still recommend it for the power queen/kings.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Dr. Laura Berman Thalia tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • Danielle1220
    Great review hun!!
  • namelesschaos
    I also got this toy for review and my experience was the opposite of your. Did we get the same thiala? Good review none-the-less.
  • cherryredhead88
    @ namelesschaos- You must have an industrial strength clit compared to mine then! Lol... I need a lot, A LOT of power to stimulate me, and this did damn good. I will keep an eye out for your review ! I like to see opposite reviews
  • namelesschaos
    Well I'm actually a guy so your not too far off. less nerve endings on the head of penis then that of the clit so I need even more power then most power queens.
  • Coralbell
    I didn't have a great experience with this one either, mine is super loud!
  • cherryredhead88
    Oh my gosh, I'm sorry chaos! What an ass of me to assume that you were a girl. I guess it would be harder for you to get off from this. I hope it at least works as a good back massager for you

    thanks coralbell! Mine is loud sometimes, but it depends on how you hold it. I did my video and you can't even hear it. -_-
  • big b
    you sold me great review
  • KinkyHousewife
    Great Review!
  • Eucaly
    Really good review!
  • jenn g
  • lalapetitee
    Great review!
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