Dr. Laura Berman Thalia - wand massager by Cal Exotics - review by namelesschaos

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How I Killed the Goddess Thalia

The Thalia is a toy I wanted to love. It is well designed, easy to grip, and more visually appealing than other gun-shaped massage such as the Whal. It has 7 vibration patterns and 3 screw on attachments. Unfortunately, two flaws ruin it for me. The first is the vibrations, although likely to suffice for many, just aren’t strong enough for me. The second, despite what the packaging states the toy is only water-resistant (will survive in the shower) not what proof (submerge it and it's dead).
Well designed; Good grip; Secure attachment system.
Not strong enough; Not water proof (only water resistant); Poor instructions.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
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My Dr. Laura Berman Thalia tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Destri
    I get the idea, but I sort of wish you had given more information about the actual usage, what happened, how did it feel... etc. good start though!
  • namelesschaos
    @ Destri I gave how it felt, a tease, slow build, large amount of pressure needed etc, I don't know what to say beyond that. Especially since that is the problem is wasn't strong enough to make me feel much.
  • mikebooks
    Good review, as usual! Thanks for this one!
  • namelesschaos
    Thanks for the compliment mikebooks.
  • KinkyHousewife
    Great Review!
  • jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
  • lalapetitee
    Good review!
  • namelesschaos
    Glad you liked it, lalapetitee.
  • Beck
    Awesome review, thanks for sharing Sorry it just was not better for you
  • namelesschaos
    Thanks for commenting beck.
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