Heart warmer - massager by Pipedream - review by kytenmyten

Nifty, Thrifty, and Useful!

In all, this is one thing that I cannot live without. It has so many purposes and doesn't break the bank. There is no more use for disposable heating packs or cumbersome heating pads. Just pull out your heart!
Gets very hot at beginning
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This is by far the best investment I have made recently. This little guy heats up things in the bedroom, but has multiple purposes elsewhere. From menstrual cramps to aches and pains, sexy massages and even keeping your toes warm, this heart warmer is your best friend. This is an economical choice, saving you money on disposable heating devices and heating pads, and everyone in the family can find a use for it.

The greatest feature of this eight dollar wonder is that is is reusable! When you first get your heart, it will be liquidy. By snapping the metal circle back and forth, warmth quickly disperses out. The heart is the size of your palm and gradually gets harder as it gets warmer, until it is solid. This is caused by a chemical reaction from the bending of the metal disk. Without getting too much into scientific jargon, the heart starts in a gel form. Snapping the disc causes a crystalization process due to the salterated solution (sodium acetate- or "the gel"). Because the crystalized form has less energy than the gel, heat is created. It lasts for around forty-five minutes before it completely cools. A few quick minutes in a boiling pot of water brings the heart back to liquidy life. I have found that seven minutes is the perfect time for this; you don't want to leave it in too long and be careful while removing it from the water. It would be best to use tongs and let it cool on the counter top for ten minutes afterwards. If you have used lube on the heart, it may be best to clean it with warm soapy water before boiling it.

For massages, adding a lubricant made it easier to use on skin contact. I would caution that as this product does get hot at times, I do not recommend putting this on any "sensitive" areas (i.e. genitals). However, it is perfect for backs, abdomen pain from menstrual cramps, sore necks, and minor sprains and aches. Additionally, I would be careful not to get it near any sharp objects that could possible puncture the material and cause the liquid to leak out. While I have not tried it in the freezer for cold play, that may be another possible use. I am unsure if "the gel" will freeze or not, or if it would have an adverse affect on the heat activation. I do know that I would recommend that everyone should get themselves a heart warmer; I can't imagine life without mine!
As I mentioned, this is great to use for massages; however, I must warn you that this guy gets fairly hot at the beginning. I recommend wrapping a washcloth around it until it cools somewhat. Also, if you are going to use it for massages, the texture does not work well with skin. I always add a little bit of lube for easy gliding during massages.
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My Heart warmer tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Everyone
    • Massage
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Back
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  • Jobthingy
    Welcome to EF! Aren't these amazing
  • Purpleladybug
    I want one of these so bad!!! Thanks for the review!
  • The Curious Couple
    Thanks for the review!
  • toxie m
    Nice review, this sounds like a lovely product
  • liilii080
    How cute! Thanks for the review!
  • Ajax
    Nice review

    I actually thought that mine didn't get hot enough lol! We had ours forever, but eventually it wore down and we had to get rid of it. so sad! I always mean to grab another one when I put an order through, but I tend to forget. :p
  • BadassFatass
    Thanks for the review. I really need to get one of these. Oh, and welcome!
  • Solar Ray
    Good review. Looks like an interesting product.
  • Vaccinium
    Thanks for the review. Sounds like a great product, especially considering the price.
  • danellejohns
    Thank you for the review. I keep forgetting that I want to get at least one of these.
  • pinkcupcakes
    thanks for this review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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