ONO massage oil by LELO - review by ohdearashbee

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O-NO Messy Oil

If you can deal with feeling greasy and smelling like plastic to achieve awesome feeling skin, then this product is for you. Just BE CAREFUL when you try to get the product out of the container.
Moisturized skin
Plastic smell, Container choice was a horrible one
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This massage oil is best for anyone. I use mine more often after a shower than I do as a partner thing. This is NOT for use as a personal lubricant. PLEASE do not put this near your genitals.

This oil contains apricot kernel oil, grape seed oil, jojoba seed oil, and perfume. So if you're allergic to any of those, steer clear.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Foreplay
    • Massage
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • After bath/shower
    • Bedroom
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Skin

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This product has the consistency of water. I got it all over the place expecting it to be a bit thicker considering the bottle is one that you're supposed to turn upside down and squeeze to get the product out. The box says this is supposed to be non-greasy, but my legs were slick for hours after applying it.
    • Greasy
    • Oily
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

It says not to swallow it, but it tastes like farts. So, you know, listen to the package and don't eat this. The smell is slightly citrusy, but it also smells a lot like plastic for some reason. I wasn't a fan of walking around smelling like plastic, but after about an hour, the smell was completely gone anyway so it didn't matter too much.
    • Bad smell
    • Bad taste
    • Light smell


I spilled quite a bit of this product upon trying to use it the first time because I wasn't expecting it to be like water given the packaging. I had to wash my hands twice to get the oily feeling off my hands.

I will say the redeeming factor of this product is that because of the oils, this makes your skin feel great. Although it will leave you feeling greasy for a long time; once it starts to soak in, it does so well.
    • Long lasting
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water


The packaging, oh the packaging. I hate the packaging. Whoever designed this packaging for the consistency of this product needs to be hit. This product should have been in something with a pump or a spray nozzle or something. Anything beside a squeeze bottle would have been a better choice. Why would you put something the consistency of water into a container like this?

o-no messy oil

The directions on the box are: "Massage the smooth oil gently into your sin. Store in a cool, dry place." The container does say that it's massage oil, but it's cute and small. Traveling with this should be very easy.
    • Messy dispenser
    • Travel friendly

Special Features

The box claims that this massage oil is "non-greasy" and that it is rich in antioxidants and vitamin E.


My experience with this product has been an uncertain one. While I do like the final outcome of soft moisturized skin, I don't like feeling greasy and smelling like plastic to achieve it and I simply cannot get over the fact that I spilled so much of this expecting a thicker product because of the container.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Zombirella
    Well this just sounds horrible. Your description of the taste made me laugh! Wow.
  • married with children
    thanks for sharing.
  • K101
    Lots of good info here. Thanks for sharing... and warning. Lol. I agree, awful packaging for something so runny. I was REALLY excited about this product too. What a bummer. I'm sorry it was disappointing. I think I may just skip it all together. Thanks for the pics too.
  • mistressg
    Scents sounds not worth it. Thanks for sharing.
  • Lil
    Thanks for the warning
  • shortstoke1980
  • giftdgecko
    I don't think I could handle smelling like plastic and tasting like farts. Maybe it was just the scent? Thanks for the insight
  • ohdearashbee
    It could have just been this particular scent. I read a review on the vanilla one and they didn't mention a plastic smell.
  • kitty377
  • Blooddragon
  • muffles
    thanks =)
  • ViVix
    Not happy about the plastic smell...
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for a good, and helpful review. I love honest
  • guard083
    Thank you
  • butts
    Maybe it's less runny if it's cooled down? Thanks for the review, definitely having second thoughts about this one.
  • BlooJay
    Thx for the review!
  • roskat
    "Tastes like farts" LOL. Thanks for the warning. What a fail of a package for such consistency.
  • Nacht Stern
    Plastic smell
    Thank you for the warning.
  • Rey
    thx for the honest review
  • Real or memorex
    Thanks for the review!
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