System JO glide massage oil 1oz - oil discontinued by System JO - review by RomanticGoth

System JO All in One Lavender Massage Glide has a few uses packed into its conveniently sized 1 fl oz bottle. It can be used as a personal lubricant, skin and tattoo conditioner, and massage oil. It's compatable with latex condoms and is a combination of silicone and oil. It smells lovely, but needs to be washed off with soap and water afterwards.

I'll let you know right now, that I didn't care for this All in One Massage Glide from System JO. It was very thick and sticky. One drop on your fingers feels wonderfully smooth and velvety for a few moments and spreads like a dream. But, as a massage product, it falls short. It gets sticky and difficult to work with within a few minutes.

The lavender scent is amazing. It's not too strong and comes from all natural essential oils not added perfumes. Unfortunately, the scent isn't as strong as I'd like. You really have to get close to smell very much of anything. The lavender scent is very relaxing, but fades away after a few minutes.

People that are sensitive to smells will enjoy the nice change of pace from the sometimes overpowering scents that some massage products have.

The All in One Massage Glide has no noticable taste.

As a lubricant, it lasted a few minutes before we had to reapply. During massage and masturbation, it dried out quickly leaving our skin feeling greasy or covered in little flake-y bits. After the back massage, it left a thick residue on my hands that quickly beaded up in the center of my palms.

It needs to be washed off with soap and water. Regular hand soap didn't seem to get all of the massage glide off, but de-greasing dish soap worked perfectly.

The All in One Massage Glide from System JO comes in the perfectly sized 1 fl oz bottle with an easy to use push top for easy dispensing. There is a foil cap to prevent it from being tampered with or leaking during shipment. If the bottle is turned upside down, it doesn't leak. You can even have the push top open and shake it. It still won't leak.

The label is clear and light purple. If someone stumbled across it, they wouldn't know it was a lubricant unless they read the label. It arrived in a clear plastic baggy, which was thrown away.

Ingredients: Cyclotetrasiloxane, Dimethiconol, Dimethicone

As a massage product, it was alright. Not at all what it advertises on the bottle. Just a few drops for a perfect massage? Not in your dreams. We ended up using almost a palm full of the stuff and it dried out quickly and left us feeling greasy and sticky. It needed to be washed off with soap and water.

Tattoo and skin conditioner? I applied it to my paw print tattoos every day for a week. It made them look nice and dark again. For about half an hour then it dried out leaving them looking like they did before. It left a sticky film on my skin that needed to be washed off. After a week, I couldn't tell any difference in how that tattoos or the skin around them felt or looked.

As a personal lubricant, it just didn't work for us. Both of us tried it for manual masturbation (no toys), and it felt so thick and uncomfortable. After a few minutes, all I could think about was washing it off. It really killed my mood. My boyfriend said it made things awkward and really slowed down his pumps and the left him covered in flakes.

Using it during sex was terrible and you couldn't get me to use it again. I was already well lubricated before we applied it. The first five minutes were so-so. Both of us could really feel this lube. It felt like it was getting thicker and the drag kept getting worse. We reapplied and switched positions. Within a few minutes again, things were quickly going from an uncomfortable amount of drag to just plain painful.

We haven't used it since.