System JO glide massage oil 1oz by System JO - review by Beck

System Jo massage oil citrus and lavender

You can not really go wrong with this stuff, it is great. The only issue I had was the citrus reminding me of orange clean, but it does have a relaxing smell despite the cleaning product smell.
Great massage oil.
Citrus smells and taste like orange clean.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
System Jo massage oil is meant to be massaged into the skin, but it can also be used as a personal lubricate, but only with compatible materials. You can massage this in your own skin or your partner’s skin, but you should spot test on your self on your wrist, just to make sure you are not going to have an allergy. An allergy to any ingredient or to oils in general could result in a rash or worse, so spot testing should be done. The best use for this is in a romantic/erotic setting, for example lighting candles, then setting up an area for the partner to lie down, and then romantically or erotically giving them a massage. This will make for a great night of fun.

What is available? And how does it smell and taste?:
You can purchase this massage oil in one size and that is one ounce, but three scents. There are unflavored, citrus, and lavender. I purchased citrus and lavender; both have a nice relaxing aromatherapy, like scent. I personally like the lavender scent better, because it is less like a cleaning product. The citrus reminds me of orange clean smell and taste wise. It is still nice, but I do not like smelling like that. The lavender has a slight floral smell and taste to it, but nothing to over powering.

Cyclopentasiloxane, Cyclotetrasiloxane, Dimthiconol, Dimethicone, Citrus Officinalis (fragrance).
Cyclopentasiloxane, Cyclotetrasiloxane, Dimthiconol, Dimethicone, Lavendar Officinalis (fragrance).

System massage oil is a silicone based personal lubricant that does contain fragrance, which could irritate the skin and the private areas.

This lube is oily when it goes on the skin and is very runny, so a little goes along way. It is very moisturizing , but it does stain clothing or fabrics. It is a lot like the consistency of KY warming liquid.

Bottle and packaging:
The bottle comes in a plastic bag to help leaking on to other items it is packaged with. The bottles themselves are 4.5” tall and 3” circumference and is one ounce of oil, they do not have any extremely useful information on the, except the ingredients. The top has a push down lid like a shampoo bottle that makes for easy pouring. The lid does tend to leak, so you should store this upright or in a plastic bag, but it is small enough to hide anywhere, even in plain sight. There is an expiration date on the side that has been stamped on.

Since this is oily it is hard to get off the skin with just water. As you can see in my photo with just water, it repeals the water making it bead up and run down my hand. The only way to clean this off is with soap and water, this works really well to get the greasy feel off. This does stain clothing, but it did come off in the wash.

Hidden in plain sight.
Follow-up commentary
I am not a fan of massage oils. These have made their way into the trash. They leaked a lot and did not smell nicely.
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My System JO glide massage oil 1oz tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Massage
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
Do you like this review?
  • - Kira -
    That beading up is exactly why I never use massage products. It feels so gross to me! Ick. Lovely pictures and great review!
  • Beck
    Thanks hun!
  • FemmeFlo
    Ick. Not too fond of the beading up either. For some reason lavender smells put me to sleep. I don't think I'd try these, but it was a good review.
  • Beck
    I know yuck!
  • anonimuz
  • Beck
  • Jennysweets
  • Badass
    Lovely review!
    Everyone has heard of the spot test, not everyone remembers it!
    Always good to mention, lol.
  • geliebt
    Awesome review!
  • MamaDivine
    Great Review! Thanks for sharing
  • pyratess
    thanks for the review!
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