Size does matter - storage container by For your nymphomation - review by ~LaUr3n~

Size does matter

Storage container by For your nymphomation

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Condom Locked Safe or Change Purse!

This small locking storage pouch is great for keeping your condoms or other small sexy items away from prying eyes and hands. It comes with a sturdy lock and two keys. It may look small, but it actually can fit quite a few different things and even has glow in the dark tags so you can find it all the time!
Cute, fits 10+ condoms, can be used for small toys, locks well, discreet, glow in the dark tags
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
This cute lockable pouch is great for the people who have prying eyes in their life or for those who love organizing. For Your Nymphomation has created a super cute, yet simple way to conceal, store, lock up and or carry your condoms...or something else entirely.

This little cube come is available in three color varieties: red vinyl, cheetah fur, and textured black. I got the red since I thought it was sexiest. The cheetah is a bit too flashy and I hate animal print. The red one is made of a fake leather vinyl. It is smooth to the touch and has a subtle texture. The inside is lined with black nylon. The lock, keys, and chain, are made of very sturdy metal.


The pouch is a rounded square shape. It unzips on the side to open about half of the shape. It's about 3 1/4" by 3 1/4" by 1 5/8". There are two zippers so you can make it zip on the side or in the middle if you want. Honestly, I think only one was necessary, but it does not really matter. My partner was the first to notice that the oval plastic pieces attached to the zippers have a naughty "69" logo on them. They make the zippers easy to use. A really neat thing about them is that they GLOW IN THE DARK! This way you can find them in the dark, in a deep night stand, or a huge purse! I thought this was a really nice touch.

The outside is very discreet, but the inside might give away what it really is supposed to be used for. There is a label that says For Your Nymphomation-Private storage for your pleasurables. It can fit up to about 18 regular sized condoms laying on top of each other. It can fit about 16 XL condoms too. I probably could have jammed more in there, but I did not want to strain the zipper. With that many in there, the sized bulge out instead of laying flat. If you want it to retain shape, about 10 condoms or either size is a good number.

The case comes with a very nice padlock. It's about 3/4" wide and 1 1/2" tall. The pad lock comes with two keys. This set is not like what you would see on a cheap pair of handcuffs. This lock works, and it works well. Just don't lose the keys!
Obviously this is meant for condoms. You can put this in your purse or nightstand and not be afraid someone will know exactly what it is. Plus, if you lock it, they won't be able to get in there anyways. The first time I used this my boyfriend and I actually used it as a change purse since we were going out to play pool (one of our favorite things to do!). It can also fit a few condoms, a bullet, and a packet of lubricant. If you want, you can use it to store a small valuable. It really does not matter. I absolutely love this little storage case and plan to get a few more for friends.
Follow-up commentary
My Size Does Matter mini pouch is holding up really well. Quarters can weigh a lot! There have not been any signs of wear from the quarters, condoms, or otherwise. Sometimes, when I know we might be having sex in the middle of the night and I don't want to fumble for our stash of condoms in the dark, I'll place one in the pouch and just use the glow in the dark zippers to guide me instead. Genius!
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My Size does matter tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bridal gift
    • Group situations
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Locks
    • Storage
Do you like this review?
  • Emma (Girl With Fire)
    I didn't realize this would fit so much! Now I kind of want one
  • ToyGurl
    I have the leopard one, love it! Nice review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Yea, it it quite handy
  • Kdlips
    great review.
  • Linga
    Wow, it sounds very roomy. I should get some of these to store my different batteries in, so they don't roll around the bottom of a drawer
  • ~LaUr3n~
    That's an excellent idea too!
  • Kitty Grub
    Awesome idea for a coin purse! I think having a few of these around would be good since they have many uses.
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    I probably wouldn't use it to hold condoms, but it sounds like it would be nice for holding small toys or change, like you said. It kind of makes me want one. I have one of their other storage bags, and it is quite nice.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    This made me want a different storage bag of theirs!
  • MIRA
    thanks for the review!
  • IndependentlyHappy
    Thanks for the review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
  • big b
    great job
  • ~LaUr3n~
  • Diabolical Kitty
    thanks for the great review
  • ~LaUr3n~
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