Size Totally Doesn't Matter

The Size Does Matter cases really prove that size doesn't really matter. Designed to hold a few condoms, you can easily fit a whole bunch of different things in there. Whether it be condoms, bullets, change, or a fun combo pack of condoms, a bullet and lube to keep everything all in one place, the sky's the limit with what you can keep in this case.
Cute, Holds a lot, Can hold a wide variety of things
Lock can be broken into
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extremely useful review
The Size Does Matter case is so totally multi functional, and you can even lock it! The lock itself is pretty nice. Nothing so hardcore that it'll definitely prevent break-ins at all, but it'll keep people from just opening your case on up. Adding the lock can make people more curious about what's inside of it, and adds a little bit of weight that might be a pain to carry around with you. The lock itself is just under 1 1/2" tall and comes with two keys.

When I measure it myself I get it being 3 1/4" across in both directions, and just over 1 1/2" tall. It features two zipper pulls and can be unzipped to be about 2/3 open, which makes it easier to stuff things inside of it. Having the two zippers also lets you open it up less than that in case you want to store things that might fall out easily, like change. The zipper pulls even glow in the dark, which is also pretty cool. This case originally came in black, red, and leopard print. Mine is the leopard and looks just how I'd expect something leopard print to look. It even goes as far as to have a faux fur feel and look to it.

Since it is storage, you can really keep it anywhere. The tag inside doesn't give you any kind of cleaning instructions, but if you get this dirty at all, you should be able to wipe it clean with a damp cloth and maybe a mild soap if need be.

As for the things you can store in it, sky's the limit really. Well, that and what you can fit in it. It's designed to hold condoms, but anything you can fit in there is something you can keep in there. Use it as a change purse, carry your condoms in your purse discreetly, store a whole bunch of bullets, even a package deal with a few condoms, a bullet, and some lube sample packets is perfect for this.

I've got a few pictures for you here. When using it for its intended purpose of transporting condoms, I was able to fit 13 condoms in here and still close it comfortably, even the condoms with larger wrappers like the Ecstasy line from Trojan. In this picture here you'll see 1 Trojan Ultra Ribbed Ecstasy, 5 Her Pleasure Ecstasy condoms that I just can't seem to give away, 2 Durex Intense Sensation, 1 Trojan Extended Pleasure, 2 Trojan Supras 1 Kimono MicroThin, and 1 Lifestyles Strawberry flavored condom. And it all fits perfectly.

I also used it to hold a whole bunch of bullets as well. In this picture you'll see 4 bullets from Tantus, the two Mycero bullets, the Intensity bullet, and the Supersex bullet with the extra battery for it. It also closed just fine and while a little heavier than the condoms, still wasn't a pain to transport at all.

I absolutely love this little case. It's perfect for holding a whole bunch of random different things. Right now mine is holding a bunch of bullets. For weekends away, I'll pack it full of condoms so that I don't have to take them in a random ziploc bag. For nights out, I've used it to hold some chapstick, some change, and a small set of keys. The lock is fairly well useless for me since I don't really need to lock it, but it's still a nice little lock all the same. If you absolutely need something to keep people out, you should get a different lock, but it'll keep people from just opening it.
Follow-up commentary
I have a second one of these and I'm so glad that I do. They both hold condoms nicely and more discreetly than a stack of condom boxes. I do recommend snagging one if you can find them anywhere.
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  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Me too. I snagged a second one on clearance a while ago and I'm really happy that I did.
  • Contributor: angelfrommontgomery
    Why is all the cool stuff getting discontinued? : (
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    I don't know
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