Luna beads noir - vaginal balls by LELO - review by MrsG

Luna beads noir

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Luna Beads Noir-Excersize anywhere!

I would reccomend these beads to anyone who really wants the benefits! The benefits are wonderful, but it will take time. So you really have to want them, otherwise you wont stick with them long enough to get anything out of the experience.
Easy to use, easy to clean, long term effects.
Bulky, hard to get used to, no direct immediate effects.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Ever popular trendy books, as well as some other reviewers note that these balls are pure pleasure and the most fantastic thing ever. However, to be quite honest, they are not direct pleasure. They are big and awkward at first, but they do help eventually! This is an item that you will have to spend time with, use consistently, and be patient to reep the results.

These balls are 3 inches long and about 1 inch in diameter. They weigh just over an ounce, which doesn't sound like much, but for an inexperienced user you would be surprised. You insert them into your vagina, and do your best to keep them inside no matter what your activities are. (Note: These are for vaginal use ONLY. Do not, for any reason, insert them into your anus. There is a very good chance that they will get lost and you will have a very embarrasing trip to the doctor or emergency room.) At first, it was difficult. So, I started out laying in bed and inserting them, then do minimal activities (not sexual, just things like sitting and standing, sit ups, walking, etc) to get use to the feeling and the weight. These work by strengthing the muscles in your vagina, so that eventually you could really do whatever you want while having these in, without "losing" them.

I was dissappointed in this product at first, not because the description was wrong, but because my expectations were wrong. Like I said, floating around, there are expectations of immediate pleasure when inserting these balls, and uncontrollable orgasmic sensations. The expectation was a sex toy. These are far from it. These are purely meant for exercise, which does indeed help with sex, but not immediately. I used these balls for approximately 10 minutes a day at first, building up to 45 mins over the course of 6 weeks, and have noticed tremendous differences in the strength of vaginal muscles. My husband has, too! ;)
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Kegels
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

These balls are a hard plastic with a silicone harness that they fit into. The plastic ball has another ball inside of them (which are actually the weights for each ball). If you shake them you can hear it rattle. Its cold plastic, but you don't notice once you have the harness on. The harness has a loop on one end for easy retreival. They have a new car smell from the silicone harness. It was very unappealing at first, but it went away after a good cleaning.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

The balls are round and smooth, they have a very small seam but you do not feel it while they are in use.

The balls are 3 3/4 inches in circumfrence, and 1 inch in diameter. The harness is silicone so it feels very rubbery, and isn't appealing, but that feeling goes a way with just a bit of silicone friendly lube. (My favorite is) The harness is 6 inches total, 3 inches of retreival cord and 3 inches of the actual harness where the beads individually fit into.

One nice thing about this harness is the way that it is sepearted for the beads to fit in, you could start with just one bead until you get used to it, then eventually add the 2nd bead to progress.
    • Discreet look/design


These beads are easy to use, so anyone from beginner to expert will be comfortable with them. There is also options on how you use them; with or without harness, one bead or two, lube or no lube. The harness is easy to use, and easy to understand.

I would suggest starting out with just one bead if you have never used a product similar to this before. This will take some getting used to, but you will catch on quickly!

Once you have been using them for a while (a minimum of 7 days consistently) you will start to notice a nice difference in your sex life, and if you have had incontinence issues due to older age or having children, this will be a nice change as well.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

The balls can be cleaned in your sink with hot water and antibacterial soap. The harness is best to be boiled, just do NOT boil the balls themselves, they can not withstand the heat. You can leave these items out to air dry, or dry yourself with a lint free cloth, once they are dry you can store them in the bag that it comes with until you are ready to use them again.

Also, like most toys, it is best to clean these right after use so that nothing dries on to it making it harder to clean.

Water based lubes are best with this product.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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  • Trysexual
    Welcome to EF. Great first review.
  • slickwillie
  • js250
    Great review--welcome to Eden!!!
  • MrsG
    Thanks everyone!
  • married with children
    good review, thanks for sharing.
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  • eri86
    The black is sexy. Kegels should be sexy
  • Kristi :)
    I like that you said, "These are purely meant for exercise.." I couldn't agree more!! For me, glass and metal are more for pleasure. Plastic for exercise. I think people think of these more as sex toys in general and then get disappointed. I say it this way, when you're at the gym in the middle of working out, is that when you want to be sexually aroused? I have been turned on in the gym... You're either forcused on one or the other. Anyway!!! Thank you for the review.
  • Pumpk1nPatch
    Thanks for this!
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