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I am looking aside from the fact that the bottle isn't discreet and enjoying what has become the BEST flavored oral sex gel I have ever tried in my life! Tastes great, little allergy concern, safe for all skin types and free of bad ingredients. Most of all - does not taste like Splenda!
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Pros
Tastes great, Little to no allergy concerns, Paraben-free, Travel friendly, Latex/sex toy friendly
Cons
Contains Glycerin, Not discreet
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This is a great product for anyone who wants to add a little bit of taste to your oral sex or wants to spice up your average blow job. It tastes amazing, is so easy to use, and is by far the safest product available to flavor your oral sex. Great for males and females alike. Made in the USA, not tested on animals, sugar-free, safe for all skin types, paraben-free, sulfate free, pH balanced, Water-Soluble, non-greasy, doesn't stain, and is safe to use with sex toys and condoms.

No allergy concerns as it is safe for all skin types. However, does contain Glycerin and Glycereth-26. If you are extremely allergic to these ingredients I would stay away. But I would like to note that I have always reacted terrible to Glycerine and this product did not cause me any discomfort and I have been using it since sun up this morning.
    • Foreplay
    • Mood enhancer
    • Sex

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The consistency/thickness of this product is like a thin hair gel. However, it is in no way sticky or greasy. If you rub it in and leave it on your hands it will soak up and you wont feel a thing. So it wont make a huge mess on your bed like the product Pussy Licker would. (Just an example). It is extremely easy to dispense thanks to the great pumping bottle. Two squirts is just enough for your pussy!

Taste / Aroma

The taste is wonderful. It doesn't contain sugar so I honestly expected it to taste like a packet of Splenda or Sweet N' Low. However, it tasted just like a sugary strawberry lollipop! It was amazing! I love it! The taste lasts for a long time, and isn't at all overpowering. It's just right. There is a light strawberry aroma, but nothing that will knock you off your feet. It will cover up your regular vaginal/penis scent if you are looking for a product to do so. But I see no reason to cover that up, personally.
    • Light smell
    • Strong taste
    • Tastes good

Performance

Performs exceptionally well. I absolutely love it. I like how it isn't sticky and I'm not rushing to the shower after use. It really "blends in" to your skin. It's still good to rinse off just for cautionary reasons (being a woman) but most of this is going to come off from the sucking and licking alone.

The taste was delicious. I was so glad to see that it tasted sweet and sugary without actually containing sugar. The scent was great too, but not overpowering. I like that fact since things that smell a little too strong can get irritating during sex.

I usually wait to do reviews until I've owned the product for a few days, but I've used this all day since it arrived in the mail at 10:00am. Hubby and I have had a major sex fest and we have already used about 1/6 of this bottle. (We had sex 5 times). I can definitely admit that we're in love and about to purchase the Cotton Candy flavored oral sex gel to try that next!

Packaging

The packaging is sturdy and the cap stays on well. So it is very durable. The pump pumps smoothly, and pumps just enough so that two pumps does the job. Doesn't leak whatsoever.

The only thing I could do without is the words "ORAL SEX GEL" right on the front. Now I will have to hide this in my purse so family members and friends don't see it. I think that Classic Erotica could change that and they would get more sales. So it is not discreet in my opinion.

It is 2.2 fl oz, so it is suitable for travel. Since the bottle doesn't leak you can easily take it in your luggage with no problems. Plus, even if it did leak, it doesn't stain!

Special Features

- pH balanced

- Water-soluble

- Not greasy

- Non-staining

- Adult toy/Latex-friendly

- Made in the USA

- No animal testing

- Sugar-free

- Safe for ALL skin types

- Paraben-free

- Sulfate-free

Personal comments

I want to note that when I have an allergic reaction to a product, it is usually within 1-3 hours that I notice. Whether it be burning before a UTI, itching, or the tingling before a yeast infection. I have used this all day and my vagina feels just as healthy as it did before use. I do recommend rinsing off and urinating after use if you have frequent UTI's. Almost anything can irritate your urinary tract.

I also want to note that this was advertised on other websites to leave a tingling/numbing effect to the throat of a female, allowing for easier oral sex. This product is not intended to do so, so do not expect that! It is simply a deliciously flavored oral sex gel!

Experience

I love this stuff! Threw out all my old flavored sex gels. This raised the bar and I don't think I'll ever use another product. Best flavored oral sex gel I have EVER tried! I'm getting lucky this week! I forget if I mentioned this already, but if you put it on ahead of time and let it "soak in" a bit for ten or 15 minutes the flavor will last a lot longer. Just a trick of mine!

My husband loved it as well. The flavor was so great to him. We've gotten tired of the flavored lubes and gels that taste like fake sugar. This was just like licking a lollipop to us and we both enjoyed feverishly sucking and licking one another until the flavor was gone. We didn't really have to reapply it except for maybe once or twice when we had sex ALL day. The flavor really lasts!
Follow-up commentary
I have started to appreciate this product the more I use it. I have even used the cotton candy and it is my new favorite flavor! Great for use on any body part your tongue wants to touch and makes oral sex tons more fun. Definitely a nice way to spice up the regular old Friday night! Safe for the body and you won't even believe that it's sugar free!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Talena
    I love that it's sugar free...thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: AbbyLover
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  • Contributor: PassionCpl
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: MK434
    Nice review!
  • Contributor: FemmeFlo
    It sounds like the strawberry is the most popular flavor. Hmmm
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