Flavored Jellied Sperm
I would suggest buying this product only if you really have no other options and HAVE to have something. The flavor isn't half bad if you can get over the texture of it in your mouth. If you are using it for penetration you may as well use nothing at all or get yourself worked up enough to have a natural lubricant.
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Pros
Tastes good
Cons
Terrible Texture
Very Sticky/Addictive
Too Thick
Very Sticky/Addictive
Too Thick
The only plus side to this lube is that the taste isn't half bad. If your man hasn't cleaned his penis that day, this will cover up the flavor of it (but who honestly likes to give a dirty guy a blow job). However, other than that there isn't a plus side. The product gets extremely sticky and has to be reapplied frequently (about every 3-5 minutes). I would never suggest this product as a lubricant for sex, but is okay for oral! I have tried other products that work much better and wouldn't suggest buying this one unless you absolutely have to have something. The lubricant is also extremely thick and reminds me of sperm, just a little bit. Nobody wants to feel like a guy jizzed in their mouth before you've even started. I gag more with this lube on, than I do with nothing at all.
The product gets pretty messy and has a little bit of a red coloring to it. It can stain the sheets temporarily but does come off in the wash. This product must be cleaned after use, since it is sticky and messy. Baby wipes don't cut it, since it is a thicker lubricant and I personally would suggest a shower to get it all off.
The Strawberry-Kiwi flavor is really pretty good and reminds me of a strawberry lemonade. But, like I said, the texture is pretty horrible and gets pretty sticky. Apparently the product is sugar free, however, I felt like I had just poured sugar and water on my vagina when I was done (my husband felt the same).
The packaging is really fun and therefore makes you think it would be great to give in a gift pack to someone, but I wouldn't suggest giving it to anybody or buying it for yourself. There are a lot of better products out there that may not look as fun and may cost a little more, but are a much better investment.
The product gets pretty messy and has a little bit of a red coloring to it. It can stain the sheets temporarily but does come off in the wash. This product must be cleaned after use, since it is sticky and messy. Baby wipes don't cut it, since it is a thicker lubricant and I personally would suggest a shower to get it all off.
The Strawberry-Kiwi flavor is really pretty good and reminds me of a strawberry lemonade. But, like I said, the texture is pretty horrible and gets pretty sticky. Apparently the product is sugar free, however, I felt like I had just poured sugar and water on my vagina when I was done (my husband felt the same).
The packaging is really fun and therefore makes you think it would be great to give in a gift pack to someone, but I wouldn't suggest giving it to anybody or buying it for yourself. There are a lot of better products out there that may not look as fun and may cost a little more, but are a much better investment.
Experience
I used this lube the first time that I had sex because; (a) I didn't know any better and (b) we couldn't find the others. It was okay to use for oral sex, since the flavor itself wasn't bad and pretty sweet. The texture of the lube was horrible and for sex it was way too sticky. We had a massage oil, on the bed next to us, that worked a lot better for penetration than the lube did.
Follow-up commentary
4 months after original review
My husband and I ended up throwing this product away because we just really didn't like it. We tried it out a few times, but it was nearly impossible to use once we had better products to compare it to.
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nice review
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I suggest trying Sliquid flavored lube.
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I wouldn't use a flavored lubricant for penetration, even if it was a decent lubricant. Thanks for the review.
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Great bit of info. I am sorry to hear this was so disappointing! I love the other WET lube/massage oil. It's so delicious and works nicely downstairs--also it has a slight heating to it. I kind of thought this would be really nice lube too! Thanks for the warning, I believe I will avoid it. I so hate sticky lubes!
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Thanks for an honest, helpful review.
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Thanks for the tip on sliquid!
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