Juicy Jouncing Jumps To My Jarta

For someone who is looking for tasty and good smelling lube this is a great variety pack to purchase. The ingredients are not intended for it to be full on edible like some specialty lubes but if you are in the market for a water based lube and are tired of bad smelling and bad tasting lubes this should satisfy your needs. The fun flavors make intimate time more exciting and should help bring oral and aroma play.
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Pros
Great Smell and Taste.
Nice Variety.
Fun to use.
Lots of lube.
Cons
Longevity.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This water based lube is intended for use as a general sex lubricant. The situations which make it shine are situations where it's aroma and taste come into play; for example, sexual encounters involving oral sex and kissing. It isn't that limited however, this lubrication will work great for any sex play thanks to its versatile water base and its appealing taste. This specific pack is intended as a sampler to find your favorite flavor or just as a variety pack if using a single flavor gets old.

Note: I have no professional credentials to discuss these ingredients with authority. I do so as an amateur and provide information to the best of my ability. Always consult with a doctor if you have any concerns about any ingredient.

Ingredients:
-Water
-Glycerin (humectant, sweetener, smoother, and lubricant)
-Propylene Glycol (humectant and preservative)
-Cellulose Gum (thickener)
-Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid aka EDTA (sequestering agent to improve stability in air)
-Carbomer (thickening, dispersing, suspending and emulsifying properties)
-PEG-90M (I need to do more research on this)
-Sodium Saccharin (artificial sweetener)
-Aspartame (artificial sweetener)
-Tetrahydroxypropyl Ethylenediamine (I need to do more research on this)
-Methylparaben (anti-fungal preservative)
-Sodium Benzoate (preservative, inhibits growth of bacteria and fungus)
-Potassium Sorbate (preservative, but only inhibits growth of micro organisms, does not kill them)
-Flavoring & Aroma

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

It easy to pour although it is gel like and slower moving. It stays in place and doesn't easily run everywhere to make a mess. Once you start working it in it feels like it melts into this nice creamy texture. The thickness is on the thinner side but since the texture is so nice you really don't notice too much.

Taste / Aroma

Big Banana - Pleasant banana taste. There is faint banana scent to it, mostly smells like regular lube.
Bubblegum Blast - It taste like bazooka bubblegum which is actually kind of nice. The aroma is gum-like but it is off a bit with some artificial odors.
Wild Cherry - The taste of this isn't bad but it isn't great either. Has artificial cherry aroma and taste to it.
Fresh Peach - Has a peachy aroma to it. The taste is fruity with a peach after taste to it. Perhaps not good enough for those who like a real peach but I liked the sweet taste of it.
Lemon Drop - Has pleasant lemon taste to it (not too sour or sweet) and the smell is faint but lemon-y.
Luscious Watermelon - Very artificial taste to it. Has a perfume-y smell to. Overall I am indifferent on this flavor.
Passion Fruit - Sweet and fruity smell. Has a smooth berry/fruity taste to it.
Pina Colada - I don't think I have ever drank a legitimate pina colada before, but it smells like it and has a nice taste to it, not over bearing but still sweet.
Strawberry Kiwi - With this one I think they hit the nail of the head. The taste and smell are nothing more or less than Strawberry Kiwi.
Cool Mint - It has a mild mint aroma and a pleasant mint taste, much like mint gum but less intense.
    • Smells good
    • Tastes good

Performance

The length of this lube is on the short side but what gives it a big edge is a little bit of bodily fluid added to the mix goes a long way. So the best performance for this lube is when there is some oral activity going down. This lube also has good performance with toys. Once the lube is out in the open air long enough it starts to get thick and stuck, it can be reactivated by applying friction. If it is too far gone you will need to add more lube or bodily fluids. The clean up is easy but it does take a little effort to make sure you got it all off.

Packaging

The lube tubes come packaged in a big plastic shell that would be for display at a retail store. The packaging is not discreet but it isn't oozing with sexuality either, so perhaps someone in passing might mistake it for chapstick or something. It does say lubricating gel in a smaller print (and in the brand name as well) it also says "Juice Up Your Sex Life" in bold yellow print at the bottom of the packaging.

The packaging has a length of eleven inches, a width of seven inches, and a depth of two inches. Even if you open it carefully , the packaging is not reusable for any type of storage. Not that you would really want to any way, the packaging takes up so much more room then the lubes once they are taken out. So basically as soon as you open it you can toss the plastic shell in the recycle bin and keep the cardboard inserts if they have any information you deem important on them.

As far as the individual tubes of lube go, they are three and one fourth inches long, one and one fourth inches wide, and have a depth of three fourths inches. They have screw on caps and the container is of the squeeze tube variety. So far I have not experienced any leakage with them. They are small enough that you can easily put one in a pocket or purse to take with you for when the need arises.
    • Travel friendly
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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