JO H2O lubricant - water based lube by System JO - review by freakincage

Now you don't have to lick it

Overall a great product. Love that it can be used for almost anything in the bedroom. It can't be used for anal which is a downside, but they do make a product for that. I love this lube and would not change a thing about it.
Feels like the real thing.
Real smooth
Not for anal
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This lube is general purpose. You can use it for jerking it or with someone else. You can open it one handed so you don't have to leave the action. Will not work as an anal lube, but this brand does carry an anal lube as well that I can't wait to try.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Real smooth and not too sticky. We all know about those lubes that are thick and nasty; this is not like that. It is so smooth and just silky. I love the texture of this product and can't give it enough praise. It feels natural like you are not using a lube at all.

Taste / Aroma

No taste that I could tell. The wife said it was a little sweet, but I could not tell. Plus this is not an oral lube so I would not expect it to have a taste to it. It has no smell to it either, well at least not that I could tell.


LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. Works great. The wife just had a baby so she does not always get wet right away, and this works in place of that. She has a texture thing and she loves this lube as well. It works as if it is the real thing and is just so smooth. Can open it one handed like I said so you are never out of the action. Only downside is the fact that it can't be used for anal, but this company does make an anal product.
Follow-up commentary
I love this product still. I have used many other lubes, and I must say this one is my favorite. I use it by myself or with my wife. I have even got a few friends to try this lube. I cant say enough how awesome this product is.
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  • Tart
    Could have been more detailed.
  • Lucky21
    Good review, as Tart said, could be a little more detailed. If you are going to dive into more reviews, I would suggest you look into the mentor program.
  • Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    I probably sound naive by asking this, but why can it not be used for anal? Is it just not thick enough?
  • freakincage
    That is correct it is not thick enough. My wife had some major problems with me rying to get it in there while using this product
  • Eva Schwaltz
    Great review thanks.
  • Jenyana
    Congrats on your first review, but more information would have been appreciated. If you say something like "it can't be used for anal" it's useful to know why. Also, I may be reading this wrong, but are you using the bottle as a replacement dildo? I don't think that's very safe... O_o
  • Jenyana
    No, sorry about that. I'm definitely reading this wrong... I just got confused at the "she has a texture thing".
  • married with children
    needs some more info in your review. thanks for sharing. This is one of my favorite brands of lube.
  • Ansley
    Thanks for the review. A list of ingredients would be most helpful, as well as a range of toys it can be used with. Is it water-based, silicone based, or oil based? You know, those kinds of things. Check out the mentor program if you're interested in learning techniques on flushing out your review to include all the important details.
  • Ninja Wolf
    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review!
  • Master DarkWolf
    Good review...
  • DreamWolf
    Great review!
  • sXeVegan90
    Thanks for the review!
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