Oral sex candy spray - lubricant discontinued by Evolved Novelties - review by Herzer

My wife and I were excited to get this pear flavored spray and I really want to be able to tell everyone they should run out and buy it. Unfortunately I can't because of how watery the spray is. Once you spritz anywhere with the candy spray you lose any hint of flavor by the third lick. Yes, I did count and retest the three licks a few times.

In theory this should be a nice addition to any oral play and with the subtle flavor it would be awesome if it was a bit thicker and didn't just wipe away.

Looking at the ingredient list, this seems to be sugar free, which is surprising for a product called 'Oral Sex Candy Spray'. It also seems to be free of most allergens, but as with any product you are putting in your body you should double check the ingredients.

Glycerin, Purified Water (Aqua), Flavor, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid

The pear flavored Oral Sex Candy spray has a very light, watery consistency. The spray nozzle on the bottle gives a very good area of coverage, but if there is any slope the spray will run down. There seems to be no greasy or sticky residue after either licking or rubbing it into the skin.

Thankfully the spray top has a nice finger groove so you know which way it's pointing in the dark. I was worried I was going to pull a Mr. Bean and spray myself in the eyes with it.

I can't say enough positive about the aroma. With how I was disappointed with this product the scent was a redeeming factor. I got the pear spray and it had a very pleasant, natural pear aroma without the over the top, sickly sweet factor that you get with some of the flavored oils. Unfortunately the taste didn't live up to the aroma. It was pear flavored but more of a lightly flavored water than licking an actual pear.

The performance wasn't what I expected and hoped for. Once the spray was spritzed on the skin it only lasted 3 licks before it completely wore off. I seemed to spend more time spraying than licking. Just to be completely sure, and because it's fun in its own right, I did test in numerous areas and had the same result of it wearing off very quickly.

Because of the watery consistence and the small amount that comes out with each spritz this spray wouldn't work for giving a massage. It's absorbed quickly into the skin and doesn't leave any sticky or oily residue so there isn't any special clean up after use.

The spray comes in a 2 ounce bottle with a press down spray toy. The finger groove on the top of the sprayer is a very nice touch. It would be a mood killer to spray yourself in the face if you were using it in the dark. The spray top is also nice for applying the spray since it delivers a small, controlled amount of liquid which makes the small amount in the bottle last longer.

This is definitely a product to keep out of sight since the label has "Oral Sex Candy" written in large letters on it. This product is water based and appears clear in the bottle.

Ingredients: Glycerin, Purified Water (Aqua), Flavor, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid

I was disappointed with my experience using this spray. It smells really nice, but it has a very subtle, watery flavor that wears off almost right away. I tried it on a bunch of different areas of my wife's body and had the same reaction everywhere. Spray, two or three licks and then it's gone without a trace. On the upside there at least isn't any sticky or oily residue. The downside is I think I spent more time spraying than licking.

I'm going to give this another try but unfortunately I don't have a lot of hopes for a better experience.