Oral sex candy spray - lubricant discontinued by Evolved Novelties - review by ViVix

I recently went on a Zero Tolerance item binge it seems...most recently writing a review on the Zero Tolerance original masturbating lubricant. I didn't care much for the smell of that item, and in the case of this item, I don't care much for the taste. It seems that this manufacturer may end up being one that I avoid.

Oral sex candy is supposed to be useful for blow jobs, analingus, and cunnilingus. However, I'm going to say that this particular flavor is useful for none of these. The horrible, horrible, mentally scarring taste of this item stops me from using it. After all, the spray isn't thick enough to be used for lubricant...even though it says that it is safe for sex and for use with condoms.

*This item does contain glycerine, which may cause burning or stinging for some individuals though actually being allergic to glycerin is very rare.

This isn't a mist. It sprays on kind of heavily, and it's super runny. Honestly, it just feels as if I got the particular body part wet. Then again, it does say on the bottle that this spray washes off very easily, so that's a pretty big hint that this item is thin. Still, it also suggests that you wash off this spray with soap and water. Perhaps that is to get rid of the scent of fake raspberry rather than the product itself. At the very least, when you accidentally spray down half of your bedroom, the candy spray doesn't stain.

The smell is nothing like a genuine raspberry. It's more of a cheap perfume smell, and it is strong. I refuse to taste this item a 2nd time to provide a detailed account and comparison of the taste, but it tastes horrible. The aftertaste is even kind of plastic-like. There are cheap scented pencils that occasionally smell like this lubricant, but at least you aren't expected to lick those!

The taste of this product may very well last until it is washed off with soap and water. However, it doesn't necessarily stay wet for long. Even after using soap, the smell lingered a little bit...just long enough to give me a headache. My biggest problem is that I don't like this product one bit. I don't like the packaging, the concentration of the spray, the smell, the taste...this is just a lost item.

The Zero Tolerance oral sex candy spray has a mouth on the front of the label. The tongue of the mouth is somewhat licking the lips with a candy heart on it. There is really nothing discreet about that. Warnings, ingredients, and directions are included. The ingredients include: glycerin, purified water, flavor, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate, and citric acid. This is a 2 ounce bottle made in the United States, and it comes with the standard spray look and a plastic cap to cover it.