JO H2O anal lubricant by System JO - review by Lucky Luna

Slippery When Wet

Buy this. In fact, don't hesitate to buy the larger bottle. Unless you intend to eat this lubricant (which would be a problem) there will be no regrets involved in your purchase. It does everything it promises, makes no mess, and it even avoids using animal products.
Ingredients, zero friction, no mess.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This is an excellent lubricant. Like the others have said, it is useful for either anal or vaginal activities, and its ingredients are among the best available. (Although, previous to reading their reviews, I had been unaware of the vegetable based glycerin – I’m sure anyone who prefers to avoid animal derived products really appreciates that.) A little definitely goes a long way. The lube keeps everything slick and easy, whether you’re just getting started or just getting dry. It lasts a long time, as well, ensuring that those marathon sessions can go on uninterrupted. And if you do manage to get to a point where you need more, that same little amount as before will probably be more than enough.

You simply put a little bit directly on the surface, onto your fingers, or into the palm of your hand. Spread it around – you’ll probably find that you’ve used more than necessary the first couple times, but it won’t hurt anything. Sometimes the feeling of the lubricant feels a little oily on your hands, but I haven’t noticed this sensation anywhere else. In any case, the weird hand thing will go away quickly. But, if it really freaks you out, just wipe it off somewhere – it won’t stain or damage whatever material you find at hand.

I read in another review that the bottle is tall as a soft drink can, but I’m assuming that must be the larger of the two available sizes. The bottles I’ve seen in person, so far, have only been a little taller (and greatly wider) than a lip gloss tube. However, the usefulness of this product has prompted me to go for the larger bottle in my recent order from the site. I don’t believe the large sized bottle was available at the shop where my partner found this item. In any case, both sizes can easily be hidden in a small paper bag.
I would advise that if you are planning to do any oral, do it before applying the lubricant. The flavor is somewhat sweet, but not appetizingly so. Both my partner and I have agreed on this topic, and avoid getting this lube anywhere near our mouths.
Follow-up commentary
I have received the larger container and have to make a few statements. One, this size bottle is great. It's not as big as a soda can, but would be considered noticeable. Two, it doesn't taste badly. I know I previously said it tasted gross, but now I would compare the flavor to a mild corn syrup. Other than that, everything it previously had as a positive remains.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Any time
    • Everyone
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Long / extended session
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Do you like this review?
  • Miss Cinnamon
    I was amused by the idea of someone getting freaked out from having lubey hands. Nice review!
  • Lucky Luna
    Haha - yeah, it just popped into my head and I could imagine someone doing a little minimal flail action
  • ......
    Nice review, thanks!
  • Sammi
    Good review!
  • Toyfan1
    I was looking for a thicker lube and this was one recommended. I have not used it yet for anal but for regular uses it is great. Thanks.
  • chocoqueen
    Thanks for the review!
  • Blooddragon
    Nice review!
  • sweet seduction
    Good review!
  • amandaco2011
    Nice review. I always like follow ups.
  • starklover
    Thank you for the review
  • Cat E.
    Very nice review.
  • bog
    Thanks for the review! I really like this stuff, too!
  • Cynthia Jordan
    Great review
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