Too slick? I mean STICKY.

Very uncomfortable to use for male and female. Smells awful and God forbid you have to taste this. You're better off using hair gel. Hated this lubricant and will never use it again.
Water based
Glycerine, Smells bad, Tastes worse, Sticky
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
This product is less slick, and more sticky. Totally regretting my purchase because I'll be trashing this bottle tonight. Don't even try to use it under a condom because you'll feel like it is glued to your dick. Can't imagine what it feels like inside of my wife. It is quite odd because although it is sticky, it is also greasy... Reminds me of that really hardcore craft glue that my grandma used to use when I was little. You know, the kind that takes 24 hours to dry and smells so strong you might pass out. It's sticky, yet greasy I'd you accidentally were to get it on your hands. And... That's all I can think of to compare this to.

We didn't realize it at first, but the product actually contains glycerine which often causes irritation and UTI's in both men and women. My wife is prone to UTI's and is already having some discomfort during urination as of this morning. However, this is our fault for not looking at the ingredients closely enough.

The bottle itself is pretty discreet looking. No words that would make anyone look twice. However, keep it put up because it does say that it is lubricant. If you are concerned, it is best just to stash it.

Smell and taste is a fail with this lubricant. The taste is like a very strong bar of soap. enough to make me hurl. the scent is also very gross and I can't think of anything to compare it to. It lingers even after a shower, unfortunately. But not more than three hours, thankfully. This means you won't show up at work and have everyone know you used Colt lube last night.

You will have to wash this off after use, both for comfort and for health reasons. Mainly because no one wants a urinary tract infection. However, if you don't shower you'll have either a sticky mess or a hardened mess. It won't be hard until morning, but when it gets hard you'll lose a hair or three removing it.

The one and only pro I can think of is that e bottle is easily stashed and that this lubricant is water based. Therefore it can be used with condoms and any toy that you have laying around. Otherwise, I can't think if one pro about this product. Absolutely hated it and sorry that I tried it.
Follow-up commentary
Like I mentioned in the review - I threw this product away. So sticky and greasy, and just smelled and tasted awful. Not worth another use. Felt disgusting on my skin! Wouldn't even call it a lubricant.
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    Nice review
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  • Contributor: Geogeo
    Thanks for the honesty
  • Contributor: ShawnG
    Great review. Thank you.
  • Contributor: ViVix
    Thanks for the warning!
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    Thanks for the review
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    thanks for the review!
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    Thank you for the review.
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    Thanks for the review. I am anticipating your other three reviews. I current ly have one in the works, and feel like it's missing something. It would feel wrong to me if I posted it now.
  • Contributor: sunflower
    Thanks. I'll pass on this one
  • Contributor: tami
    thanks for the review
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