Slinky Tube Dress

Wearing this dress makes me feel sexy. There are aspects of this dress that discourage me from wearing it in public but it gets my man aroused and it makes me feel naughty so for us it was definitely worth buying.
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Pros
Sexy, inexpensive
Cons
Sheer, not something some people would feel comfortable wearing out of the house, cheap
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
My heart was pounding with excitement when that UPS box arrived in the mail. I didn't waste a second. I snatched it up and made a mad dash for home knowing that I was in for a wonderful night. I tore that package open, flung the brown paper out of my way, and drooled over the precious treasures that had been hidden within. My gaze fell on a little pink box that had a picture of a woman. Stuffed within that little box was..... a DRESS!



I looked at my new dress. It has a very simple design. The dress consists of two pieces of fabric held together by 20 pieces of elastic (10 on each side). Un-stretched each piece of elastic is about 2.5 inches. Fully stretched the elastic safely reaches 5 inches long. There is also a piece of elastic going around the top. This was handy because there aren't any shoulder straps to keep the dress up. I slipped the dress on over my head and was delighted to find that it didn't slip down despite my smallish chest.



A few mixed emotions entered my mind when I first gazed at myself in that dress. I was happy to see that for the most part the dress molded to my flesh fairly well. It was a tiny bit loose in the waist area. I thought it would have looked nicer if my waist were at least an inch or two bigger than its average 27 inches. I felt like I was almost too small around to be wearing that dress. I looped my fingers around the elastic at my waist and stretched it as much as I could. It almost went out far enough to put another person my size in it. Silently I reveled in the magic of elasticity. I let the elastic straps go and the dress snapped back into place, hugging my body.



As expected from this dress, there was absolutely no breast support. I was okay with this because my breasts are small and perky enough on their own. I wondered how women who prefer having support for their breasts would fare in this dress. I came to the conclusion that they probably wouldn't like it much because not only did the dress not offer support but the open sides made wearing a bra under it unflattering. I was completely bare under my new dress. When I tried a bra or panties under it there was absolutely no way to hide that they were there. None of them would line up with the side straps of the dress. Eventually I decided it was more exciting to not wear underwear with it anyway.



The dress revealed a lot! My sides were nearly bare. Not to mention my legs! I am about 5ft. 6in. and that dress didn't even make it to mid thigh when it was fully extended. That dress loved climbing up my legs! If left alone it would usually rest about 2 inches below my butt. Experimentally, I bounced around a bit to see what would happen. Naturally my boobies bounced all over the place and the dress rose up dangerously high. It crossed my mind that I probably wouldn't be doing much dancing in this dress because doing so would risk revealing my naughty bits. I also found out that if there was light behind me and my legs were spread I could see the outline of my pussy. I decided then and there that this was a dress that I wouldn't be wearing in public.



That didn't stop me from being super excited to show my man though! The first thing he said when he saw me in it was "I wanna fuck the hell outta your sexy ass." Guess what we were doing a few minutes later.



After that glorious night I picked my new dress up off the floor, smiled at it, and threw it in a lingerie bag and put it in the washing machine with the rest of my clothes. That's not all! Having forgotten the delicate things I scooped up all of those clothes and put them in the dryer. Later, going through the nice warm clothes, I came across this little number and found it perfectly intact. Next was the part where I actually read the care instructions. The big 2in. long tag on the side read as follows.


Leg Avenue Size: one size

Made in Taiwan

100% polyester Exclusive of decoration

Hand wash warm

Only non-chlorine bleach when needed

Drip dry

Do not iron
Experience
Fortunately they had just been joking when they put "hand wash" and "drip dry" on the tag. Despite being a fairly cheap dress the material felt pretty sturdy. I couldn't imagine ever needing to iron it because no matter how I treated it the dress didn't wrinkle. For a while it was even carelessly stuffed in a drawer and when I pulled it out several days later it was perfectly fine.

I was sad that this wouldn't be something that I could wear out but I was comforted by the realization that this outfit was both sturdy and sexy enough to see plenty of use in the bedroom.
Follow-up commentary
This dress still looks as nice as it did when I got it. It's a favorite of my fiances and although it hasn't been worn very often it has been a catalyst in many steamy encounters. It's still not something I would wear out but that con can be bypassed by pairing it with other things. With imagination this dress has a lot of possibilities.
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    Fantastic review! Very detailed! Thanks!
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