Since we're new to toys, I wanted something "special" for my husband's birthday that would knock his socks off. It had to be something that was different, that I could hide until the right moment, and it had to fit within my budget. I chose these tassels. For me, it was a big mistake, but for others it could be a perfect choice.

First, let me share about the tassels. I was highly impressed with the quality because they are very well made. The entire tassel and pastie are about 4 1/2" long. The tassels make up 3 1/2" of the length. The sequins were tightly sewn on the pasties and the heart shape looked really cute. They can be used right after taking them out of the box, and I was excited to see they could be hand washed and were reusable. They were adhesive and yet not so sticky that I felt uncomfortable. In fact, before trying them on, I even bought eyelash adhesive so that I could reuse them for other special occasions.

Unfortunately, as a woman with a 44DD bust whose boobs "hang low" and droop, these tassels serve as more of a joke than a tease. They don't twirl, they just hang. And hang. And did I mention...hang?

I was so disappointed in them because there was no way I could get them to twirl or even move. They were hard to see because they almost tucked under my breast as they hung towards the floor.

I was so disappointed. I had such plans for a fun evening filled with teasing and foreplay.

Then I realized, if I was desperate enough, I could stick them on my "lower" cheeks and wiggle my hips and make them swing. If I was desperate enough, I could put them on my ears and wear them as earrings!

Now that my husband's birthday is past, I think I am going to superglue them to the side of my bed as a reminder that even when a purchase doesn't work well for us, I can still have fun with it.