My miracle massager by Cal Exotics - review by MissKoolaid

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Almost better than sex!

Hitachi out of your price range? Get something twice as good for half the price! Mixed with another vibrator or dildo, it's better than sex! In probably less time, too! Powerful and multifuntional, My Miracle Massager will work ALL your muscles good!
-Easy to use
-No batteries
-Maybe used with more than one person
-Only 2 speeds
-Not discreet
-Cannot be used in water.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review


This all-in-one pleasure machine is not only for "times of need" but can also be used as a normal massager for whatever aches and pains you have.

I have yet to buy the attachment, so I use it for clitoral stimulation- it works GREAT! Whether you like it soft, or you like it rough, My Miracle Massager can get it done. With the curved handle for a better hold, it's less of a hassle getting it into the positions you want.

Like being on top? No problem, simply stick between 2 couch cushions or stationary areas, and the Miracle Massager fits perfectly for your needs. Like pain or heat? Some may find it as a flaw, I personally enjoy the intensity. Simply flick on to high, & enjoy.

Can be used alone or with a partner, the all over ribbed head is perfect for the female friendly friends; or can be fun foreplay with your man.

Wall plug-in, no need for batteries. Easy for storage, can be taken on trips, just cannot be used until reaching your destination.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The handle is made of plastic, and the head is made from PVC.

EdenFantasys material page for PVC suggests that water and silicone based lubricants are safe to use with this toy. On the other hand, the product package states to only use water based lubricants.

The handle has an easy grip texture running along the sides and about half way up it. The wand has texture along the sides. The tip area of the head is smooth, and the sides of it have 4 ridges which encompasses the entire head. Not flexible at all, had no odor, or taste.

Can be used by beginners, the Miracle Massager is easy to use.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The My Miracle Massager is designed with a curve in the handle, this feature makes it easier to reach the places needed, without the awkward positions, or hassle.

The head is maneuverable, easy to add pressure- if needed.

The on, high, and low switch is conveniently place where it's easily accessible by the flick of a thumb.

Not too big, but not too small. The handle itself is big enough to reach the spots you need, with a good grip. Not a discreet toy, but still portable.

My Miracle Massager is powered by a 120 volt power cord.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

Its light weight and the design feels great in your hands.

As a massager, it's deep, hard vibrations are good for dealing with aches, and pains.

As a toy, for someone who likes the power, it's perfect. The Miracle Massager is more powerful than the Hitachi, but also has a low setting for beginners, and those who like it light. Will get the job done, quicker than you think.

Personally, I feel the controls are conveniently placed, simply the move of your hand, or the flick of your thumb, depending on how you use it.

Very loud, and buzzy. Not a discreet toy. The low setting has a lower buzzing sound- easier to cover up. The high setting is a little higher pitched, and louder. The sounds match the intensity.

Not to be used with guests, or people you don't want to know what your doing in the house.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

The product box suggests washing your massager before and after each use, and the warning not to immerse in water.

Some say you can take the PVC head off, I am not smart enough for this, so I just take a wet nap (or hypoallergenic, non-alcoholic baby wipes, and wipe the whole thing down, then air dry.

Storage, I just slip it in my other cardboard box of toys, and slip it under my bed.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


I use to be this girl who thought "Oh goodness, toys and the "lifestyle" that usually goes along with it is wrong" As soon as I got My Miracle Massager, boy was I wrong! I experimented with my mom's Hitachi, and I liked it, but that was NOTHING after I got my massager. It's the power I want. I'm almost addicted to it! Add a dildo, or another vibrator, and it's almost better than sex! Plus it gets done faster ;)

I love My Miracle Massager! Words cannot begin to describe how orgasmic it is/can be!

Most recently, I decided to experiment on my man who has a nerve on his shaft that he gets the most pleasure out of playing with. I started on the low setting, and he LOVES it! Once I can get him worked up to the higher speed, we find a position and use it together! GREAT foreplay!
Follow-up commentary
I still love, and use,the My Miracle Massager. I just wish it would go faster and harder. After a while it gets old, and loses its luster. It still gets the job done in an enjoyable fashion. I would still recommend this to anybody wanting something to pleasure themselves quickly and easily.
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  • edeneve
    good start at reviewing. a little more proofing would be helpful.
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