He Shoots, She Scores!

Wow! I will advise you men out there not to buy this toy if you don't want your partner to be reduced to a rambling puddle! This thing makes for an intense sexual outing!
Go to the dentist first to make sure you don't have loose fillings! These vibrations are strong!
Requires a wall plug (even airports have plugs now, though); pretty loud (don't try at an airport).
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
My Miracle Massager is intense! I've never experienced vibrations this strong before! I used the massager on her during foreplay and it didn't take too long before it pushed her over the edge -- only a couple minutes. Once she recovered, we moved on to the main attraction. After getting into it a little bit, I decided that I wasn't done with the massager so I started it up again. It was amazing! It was really rattling us both around! As much as I could feel, I could only imagine what she was going through! Needless to say, it made pretty short work of the both of us!

As far as design, this massager is pretty comfortable to use. The handle has a slight curve to it to fit your natural grip, and the head has a neck that is a little flexible so that there is some give when applying pressure. The switch slides from "off" to "low" to "high" easily, maybe a little too easily. At one point, my wife took it from my hand and without effort the massager kicked up from low to high. She about jumped out of her skin! Also, you can feel that it heats up while you're using it. It is certainly possible that the massager could overheat, although we certainly didn't need it to run anywhere near long enough to worry about that.

Sound-wise, you can imagine that this thing isn't going to be discreet! If you want something that will rattle your bones this much, then you have to expect that you can't use it while your parents are in town. I certainly wouldn't consider it unreasonable, though. We didn't have to yell over it or tell the neighbors that we're remodeling. It was more of a pleasant buzzing in the background. Honestly, by the end of it, we were louder than it was anyway!

The body is made of plastic and is NOT waterproof so you must be very careful when cleaning up! First of all, MAKE SURE IT IS UNPLUGGED! Now, the head is made of PVC and is really the only part that needs regular cleaning. We just used a washcloth to clean it so as to avoid getting the body wet.

Finally, let me just say that one particularly good thing about this massager is the price. The other massagers out there can cost twice as much as this one! Now, some of them have additional features like more power settings or being battery powered. However, you can buy an extension chord for less than $35, and you can control the amount of vibration you feel by pressing it down more or less, so these are (for the most part) unnecessary added functions. Save the bucks, jump on the bandwagon, and get ahold of My Miracle Massager (that's the name; stay away from ours and get your own)!
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My My miracle massager tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Massage
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
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  • Contributor: Sincerely yours, N
    Thanks for the review! I'm glad that this worked well for you. It's a shame that it's so loud though... personally I despise loud toys, but it's great that this toy is so strong.
  • Contributor: charmedtomeetyou
    I agree with N -- noisy toys are too distracting for me. But, I'm glad you liked it! Thanks for the review!
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