My miracle massager by Cal Exotics - review by Midnightsun327

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This Generation's Hitachi!

This toy is wonderful for anyone who is looking to add a little extra fun to their sex life. The uses of this toy are only limited by one's imagination.
Powerful, ergonomic, multiple uses
None, really
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is such a versatile toy that it really does belong in almost everyone's toy box! I say almost everyone's because, with only two intensity settings, if you are unable to enjoy intense vibrations for any reason, this is not the vibrator for you.

This vibrator has so many different uses. The intended use, to massage your muscles, does work well, as long as you follow the included instructions to only use it for five minutes at a time. This toy, at its core, can be used to stimulate any area of the body and its use is only limited by your imagination. It can be used for so much more than just stimulating the labia like similar toys are in half of porn videos today.

This is one of those toys that can be used if you are alone or with someone else. It can not be hidden and used under clothes or covertly at all.

My husband has taken this toy and rigged up a harness that held it right over my clip, cuffing my wrists above my head, and turning the toy on, using the set-up for over stimulation and orgasm torture. The fact that this toy plugs into the wall instead of using batteries makes it perfect for lengthy use.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

This toy, on its own, is not very stimulating at all. The top of the toy is hypoallergenic and latex free pink rubber-like PVC. The top of the head of this toy feels most like a rubber handball. The top is smooth with four horizontal ridges around the side of the head. The head has no taste on its own, and no smell either.

The base of the toy is hard white plastic with pink accents. This is the housing for the motor and electric system so is not designed for stimulation. It is slightly curved to make it more ergonomic, which is an advantage this toy has over the Hitachi.

The materials and textures of this toy are designed for comfort and ease of use, therefore, the materials and textures are good for any experience level.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

As I mentioned above, this toy is more ergonomic than its older cousin. This makes it more user friendly. The entire toy from end to end is 11 inches long, or about the size of an average hair straightener or crimping iron. It weighs about a pound.

The head, which is the widest part, is 6 1/2 inches in circumference, with a 2 inch diameter, or about the size of an average tennis ball.

This size and design makes it very easy to use. The controls are easy to reach while in use and the curve (like that of an average banana) prevents hand and wrist cramping when the toy is in use. The size of the head allows for more contact with the area to be stimulated. It is designed well for users of any experience level.

This toy is definitely NOT discreet when in use. While it is not the loudest toy out there, it is one of the larger ones that does require a power outlet to use. It is ok for travel if you pack it as you would a hair dryer or curling iron, it is not suitable to be packed into a carry on bag when flying.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy works great! It only has two settings, low and high, which you control with the power switch, which is located on the middle of the plastic handle. The low setting is as intense as the vibrations you would feel while using a SpinBrush toothbrush with fresh batteries and the high setting being comparable to the vibrations you would feel while using a set of standard hair clippers.

The vibrations are located in the pink head of the toy. They do not spread anywhere else in the toy, just the top, with the vibrations being concentrated along the very top and not as strong along the sides.

As mentioned, there are only two functions,m low and high, with no vibration patterns. Sometimes, simple is best and you only need low or high. The power switch is located along the side of the handle, along the inside of the curve on the handle.

Because the power comes from a wall outlet instead of batteries, it is not waterproof at all.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy is very easy to care for. To clean it simply wipe the rubber head with an antibacterial toy cleaner and a clean, soft cloth, or with hot, soapy water and a clean, soft cloth after use before putting it away.

To store this toy does take a little room. I keep mine in my night stand drawer with the cord wound around an old toilet tissue tube. It can be hidden easily at the bottom of a drawer, under clothes, or the back of a linen closet behind towels or sheets if it is needed. This is not a toy to be stored out in the open, hiding in plain sight.

If the toy is going to be used on multiple people, it should be wiped with a damp cloth between coming into contact with the bodily fluids of more than one person.
    • Easy to clean
Follow-up commentary
This toy is still used at least once a week! It is wonderful for longer sessions where vibrations are desired on different body parts as well as adding extra stimulation during sex. This is also a great way to relax tense muscles after a long work day. It has saved me many a hand cramp while giving my husband a massage!
Wonderful, great tool and so glad we have added it to our playroom!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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