Bullet For my Valentine

"Give me back my bullets..." Lynard Skynard Ladies and Gentlemen, make way for the the High Intensity Champion of Bullets. Every other bullet in the drawer should cower in fear of the sheer power and awesomeness that emanates from the Cal Exotics High Intensity Bullet.. for about an hour. But what an hour it is.
The price, The king of bullets.
Short battery life, N Batteries are expensive
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Cal Exotics has made what is likely the worlds best clit stimulator, I'm willing to put money on that statement. However, I don't have a clit so.. I'd take my opinion with a grain of salt on that one. What I do know is the noises this toy gets out of my partner. Which are many, loud wonderful noises. It's not a very good insertable, but you certainly can insert it a bit, just not too deep. On that note, tease the anus with it, don't insert it, it's not a safe idea. You can also use it to tease nipples and labia. It most certainly could be used as a cock stimulant, as well; maybe held on with a cock ring or some bondage tape.

This toy most certainly works for everyone. My girlfriend quite often uses it herself, by herself. We very often use it during sex pressing it between us. I will often strap this to my wrist and turn it to max, making all my fingers into little bullets - yes, it is that powerful.

I see no reason to never pull this bullet out of the drawer. It's completely waterproof, so it's safe to use anytime, including that time of the month, in the bath, the pool, the lake, whenever. This is seriously one of my favorite toys from Eden Fantasys. We own four - yes, this will be a bit of a gushy review.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Group situations
    • Sensory play
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The High Intensity Bullet (HIB from now on) is made of ABS Plastic, which gets an 8 on the Eden Fantasy safety scale. You can clean it with your favorite toy cleaner, I suggest this one [https://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-accessories/toy-cleaners-wipes/anti-bacterial-toy-cleaner], and you can always clean it with mild soap and water. Do not boil it, because it's going to melt. It is scentless other than the new plastic smell it has when you first get it, and tastes like plastic, which is to say like pretty much nothing.

Now because we have so many of these bullets, we have noticed something interesting about the texture. We have the EdenFantasys Pink and Green, and the Black Bullets. The pink one has just a bit of a soft velvet like texture, the black bullet is smooth, so they are slightly different and they do give off a different sensation because of it, I assume it has to do with the way the bullets are coated to be colored, but that is just a guess. The black bullet is slightly translucent, if that matters to you.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I love how simple this toy is. Press the button, point it at where you want to deliver vibrations, press the button again, it gets stronger, once more, more power, and then finally off, like a ceiling fan for orgasms. We have quite a few sex toys around our house - like thousands of dollars in sex toys. I can't explain to you the joy I get from a push button toy. I'm a man, therefore I've been trained sex is get hard, put in, thrust. All these dials and switches and other such nonsense needlessly complicate something humanity has been doing literally forever. Buttons were invented because they are simple and I like the concept of keeping sex toys simple. One other reason I love this toy, it's simple and effective. I like that.

I like this shape. It's thin enough that I can slip it into my partners panties and have it rest there between her labia. That doesn't work as well with eggs. You need special panties or tape for that kind of activity. This holds well without the extra help. It will also rest between her labia during sex without falling out, just pinched between our crotches, which is fun for guys as well. The tip of the bullet will rest on the top of your shaft, which feels pretty good. It'll turn your pecker into a vibrator as well for extra stimulation for your partner, which means extra noises and that is always a good thing.

Cal Exotics got the size of this bad boy just right. Just a bit smaller than my index finger, which means I can hold it between my finger and palm easily, I am however 6'4", so I have fairly large hands. The HIB is 3 1/4 inches long, and 2 1/4 inches in circumference, and just a smidgen under 3/4 of an inch in diameter, which makes if perfect for all those uses I have mentioned before. I did warn you this was going to be a gushy review right?
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The HIB has three functions, all harder and faster variations of the first. My girlfriend assures me this is a deep, buzzy sensation. I have absolutely no idea what that means. I just know the reactions I get when I use it. It is very easy to cycle past the function you are looking for, but it's only three settings so it is very easy to get back to it.

Like the title says, this bad boy (or girl?) is intense. It's best to explain that my girlfriend and I are involved in BDSM, so what I am about to say will tell you if it you think it's too much for you. I use this as sensation torture device, putting it on the highest setting and keeping it pressed against my girlfriends clit will send her into stimulation overload. IF that sounds like something that is going to be way too much for you, I'd likely suggest finding another toy. On that note, when you do that, this toy will die in just under an hour.

My girlfriend is a bit of a squirter, and as such, she gets very wet. The HIB has never once cared, shrugging it off like an umbrella.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

It's plastic. Store it how ever you want. It can rest against other toys, even the dreaded silicone toys. It will have no effect on them. We keep all of our bullets in a nice little cloth pouch. I honestly suggest doing this with all your toys anyways, but not a necessity. No lubes will ruin this, silicone based or otherwise. I never suggest using a lube with sugar in it, however, because of infection issues, but again, just me. This toy is easy to clean because it is smooth plastic. Spray it with toy cleaner, or wash with mild soap and water.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Cal Exotics sent this in a nice convenient little clam shell, which you could use for storage, but isn't a necessity. It's not discreet, as it explains exactly what it is right on it. They list long lasting as a feature on the front cover, depending on your opinion of what long means, I might have to disagree with that.

A very important feature is that it comes with a battery, which is great because N-1's are kind of expensive, so nice to get started with at least one, which is all it takes.

The packaging can be recycled, so toss it in the blue bin. No reason to let our sex toy packaging ruin the environment.

The website is listed on the back of package to register the HIB for its warranty, www.vibetronics.com (for those of you who have already tossed your packaging) It's a 30 day warranty from date of purchase and requires you send ten dollars with it when you return it, so it's honestly cheaper to just order another one. I suppose this is the biggest issue with the HIB - it has a warranty that is basically useless.
    • Good for storage
    • Recyclable
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

Everyone should have one of these in their toy box, or several. I just love how useful and simple the HIB is. The only glaring issue is a useless warranty, and a short battery life, but that can be expected with the amount of power it puts out on such a small battery. I just love the way this toy works, and how many uses I can get out of it.


I've basically told you everything I've used this toy for, but I want to explain this. Every time someone sees this toy used, they want one. Seeing the reaction my girlfriend gets when it's in use is really the best demonstration you could ever have for this product. For the price, it makes it impossible to pass this toy up. Add some Intensity to your toy box and get yourself one of these.
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