Chandra - finger vibrator by Emotional Bliss - review by DreamWolf

Decide what you want! A weak rechargeable finger massager or something more powerful?

Oh that the dear Hindu Moon god, Chandra doesn't tear the sky down on the manufacturers of this toy...!!!

What is the rechargeable feature worth if the power is equal with -3? What is a body-safe massager worth with too shallow vibrations? What does elegance mean when the surface doesn't meet the content?

Now I have the "most powerful rechargeable finger vibe", to stash away and leave it there!
Rechargeable, Discreet, Easy to use, Ergonomic, Material, Pretty colors
SERIOUSLY WEAK, Not waterproof, Only one speed, Awkward suggested charging routine
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Oh yeah, I should have resisted and just wait with the Chandra a little longer!

Being a rechargeable finger massager I had been having it on my list to obtain for months already, though I always knew that it isn't such a powerful tool. Well, my thought was: "why not to have such a little thing handy, it has those three differently sized rings for your fingers, it is small and looks like a fine quality toy, so maybe it isn't so powerful but it should be a usable toy!" Well, I think I was hoping for more usability...

Practically this is a tiny little one in not so common lovely colors, a completely non-porous plastic rechargeable vibe, with the special feature that you can slide it on any fingers comfortably and stable enough. As such a thing, it is mainly intended to be used on your sweetest spot, during lonely or mating times (yep, intercourse use is the first thing what pops into my mind when seeing a finger vibe), and it can also serve as a literally handy teaser for any other external body parts, being non-waterproof.

The material, the size and the design make it to be a totally beginner friendly toy, though it has the disappointing one speed only, which wouldn't be so disappointing if it wasn't SO AWFULLY WEAK! Power queens and less sensitive advanced users will likely find it to be an extremely disappointing vibe as well...
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

I must confess that this purchase was one of those times that I didn't read enough about this little orangeness, because it looked all fine and dandy to me, I already knew pro and contra reasons, and also knew it that it is rechargeable and body-safe. I have been fooling myself with the lack of knowledge right until this minute, looking it up that it is not made of silicone like I thought, but plastic and a perfectly safe kind of TPE rubber, looking really totally like silicone!

The vivid surface has only a little bit of drag, and the not too harsh, gentle texture of 3 concentric circles. The safety rating for it is level 8, it is completely anti-bacterial, food-grade, hypo-allergenic, latex and phthalates free, and of course non-porous.
Don't even ask if I have tried it with some lube by the way, because I was hoping that at least the shallow texture and the drag would make it a little bit more arousing, ending up unsuccessful and dissatisfied with it.

I really can't feel any smells and tastes on it, and that is good news for everybody who is weirded out by any additional unpleasant odors and flavors. It is another good quality why it is more than perfectly beginner friendly with its subtle texture, and probably usable for the more sensitive advanced users and those who don't like too much of such sensations.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

Oh it's so pretty and so beautiful! Elegant looking, ergonomic, the design and colors look well picked and thoughtfully created, and it really whispers to you that it is a high-end luxury product, something what you definitely won't be dissatisfied with! Well, so much for the design, at least in the case of power queens...

Its total length is 2 5/8 inches, the largest width is max. 3/4 inch, and the thickness has the max. of 1 1/8 inches. The bulbous head is designed to reach your spot in an even better way, and the size is perfect to use on your finger, not to mention that the three attachments really have the versatility to use this lil one on any size of fingers!
The large one was too large for my thumb though, but the middle sized and small rings fit on the rest of my fingers just fine, the small one on my pinky. (Master didn't check it out, but I am sure that the largest ring fits on male fingers.)

The tiny size doesn't only mean that it is perfect for beginners and discreet toy lover advanced users alike, but also that it can be hidden away anywhere, really, ANYWHERE in your home! Traveling is as easy with it, just beware not to lose it because of the mightily miniature size!
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Not waterproof. Push button control. One speed. One WEAK speed! Should I go on?

It has almost everything what we don't like in a toy! Though it's very easy to use it, and it's really a plus that it is rechargeable, the weak vibrations are topped off with two even more ridiculous things!

First one is that when you turn it on you feel MUCH MORE power in the PLASTIC PARTS than the colored surface! The difference is so big that it would make me wanna cry if I hadn't known the awful weakness before!

The second ridiculous thing is that it says that it must be put back on the charger each time after you use it! You also can't leave it on for more than the maximum charging time (16 hours as I remember, giving 2 hours of use) which means that for someone who wants to afford the freedom of not having to have an eye on a toy not being used frequently (because why to use such an awfully weak thing) it won't be charged properly, or it will be charged the right way all the time and you will have to pay attention all the time that your not amazing at all toy runs fine for the use you don't even enjoy!

So I don't even really care to tell the truth, will just dive it into my giant classical metal chest (for clothes they used to be very common in history) so it will just be there in case if I had to rely on it with all my more powerful vibes gone. Well... I don't even know about any weaker vibes in my collection than this perfectly made piece of crap. Excuse me French.

The push button is right at your fingertip by the way, and the charger hole is covered by the finger ring when you are using it. The rings vibrate more than the actual teaser part, making your fingers a little numb after a while. It is pretty quiet, though it is still somewhat easy to hear it from between your thighs. So you know that too.
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety
    • Rechargeable

Care and Maintenance

Why to care for a toy you don't even like?

But anyway, some do, some I am letting those ladies and gentlemen know that as this little thing is NOT waterproof you wanna be VERY careful with the lubes and cleaning as well! Water and mild soap or toy cleaner are always the way to go, and water-based lubricants will never hurt this toy, just like the silicone-based lubes. (Yep, I can hardly call it a vibe, because I really can't feel any vrooms from it!)

After I am completely done with reviewing it I will find a tiny enough thing to keep it in, because it is really so miniature that I will have more problem trying to find a small enough thing for it than for any other toys of a more average size! As long as the chosen place is dry enough you are fine with it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The paper box it arrives in is pretty neat and elegant, it also comes with some lube samples as I vaguely remember, both water- and silicone based, and the toy and finger rings are in a small transparent plastic bag. That was probably the way the white charger came too, though I really can't recall it to tell the truth.

The tiny booklet contains all the informations to know about it, and another one comes with the set too to show you all the other Emotional Bliss products. Or maybe instead of two there is only one, I really can't remember and I don't like this toy so much that I don't even find it worthy enough to do the needed research to promote it by writing this review. I guess it is rather an anti-promotion...

Looking at the shiny paper box now it looks funny how large it is, compared to the size of the entire set, so you better find a tiny pouch or something similarly small to keep everything in it. Keep it dry, keep it simple, and save your better storage items for your more valued toys if you are as dissatisfied with this thing as I am! You won't regret to make that not too tough decision I am sure...

Oh and... Don't give it as a gift. It looks fancy, but isn't half as good as it sounds like! Even the little instructions about setting the right environment for a pleasurable time is something we all know already, or can look up anytime, or ask more advanced sensual couples or individuals. So it is rather all about the package, and nothing really for the content...
    • Good for storage
    • Recyclable
    • Very informative

Personal comments

Yeah, you already know my opinion... Don't get it unless you are extremely sensitive! Or if you are creative enough to figure out how to use it in a pleasant way! I am really extremely creative, and even I couldn't have any ideas yet how in the world I could make a use for this tiny and good-looking awfulness!

It isn't expensive but save your money anyway, or buy it for someone you can't stand and want to see growling! It is more of a gag gift than a useful fine vibe in my opinion! Meh...
    • Gag gift
    • Partner play
    • Sensory play


The charging is not convenient in the manner of the light.
It is blue and beautiful, yep, but it didn't turn off after it got a full charge, which is one more extra negativity about this already horrid prettiness!

I really haven't had any pleasant experiences with it so far (has tried it by myself, didn't even bother with showing it to my Master at all), and I doubt it will change immensely anytime in the future! I am just going to stash it away, dear beautiful Chandra, see you after 50 years!
Sorry for not writing a better review about you, and sorry dear EF members for not putting my heart more into presenting this little one for you, it rather feels like a waste of time to try to find anything good to say about this rechargeable finger toy. I rather wrote it to let you know that it isn't good for any use unless you are an extremely sensitive user, and those ladies will already bask in all the pleasures with it anyway.

My... I was just hoping that a vibe named after the Hindu Moon god would live up to its namesake somehow! Dear manufacturers, pick a more expressive name next time! I can't even imagine how weak the Isis version is, poor dear Egyptian goddess is just shaking her head too I bet, that her name was given to something so awful like that one must be! STOP MOCKING THE GODS! How typical...
    • Discreet sound
    • Minimal
    • Weak
Follow-up commentary
Chandra, the shamelessly weak li'l one is exactly where I said it would be: stashed away with other pleasure toys, being one of the most worthless in the collection, that the others don't dare to say anything to it only because it is rechargeable and pretty as hell. And because of its name.

I will have to tell them that though the orange buzzer is made of amazing quality, it isn't even half as good as several free toys I didn't have to pay a point for. Though I don't want them to be rude to the li'l one, because it is the manufacturers who didn't build a better vibe we would hope for...

I guess if EF stays around after 50 years and I will still be typing away here, an old and wrinkled lady going cool and slow with sensual pleasures (or gods know, maybe wild like crazy and with such an enthusiasm that I won't believe my eyes!), then I will take it out of its cozy little package, say hello to it, try it again, and add the comment to my review...

I still don't advise you to own one, unless you are so hyper-sensitive that a tiny little bee flying on your flesh flips the switch of the greatest delights in you! Because MAYBE for such sensitive users Chandra will be useful enough...

And SHAME ON YOU MANUFACTURERS, for sticking the Moon god's name to such a horribly awful buzzer!!! (Same goes for Isis, oh the gods pull your ears on Christmas Eve!!!)
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  • Jaybird
    Thanks for the review! will probably pass on this.
  • SassySam
    thank you for the review
  • LoneOokami
    Thanks for the info.
  • chebellezza
    Found this review very helpful. Will keep looking until I'm sure what I want.
  • Rokmai
    Not waterproof? Lame!
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