I know this is because the vibes are almost, but not quite, strong enough for me. I plan on correcting this ASAP by acquiring some other, stronger bullets, but until that happens I'm stuck courting this one.

This toy can, in turns, either make me come six or seven times in a row, or have me sweating it out for over an hour, unable to come even one freakin' time! (do you see now where the love/hate relationship might come into play??) None of my other toys run quite so hot and/or cold on me. So, WHY do I continue to keep going back for more, you might be asking right about now?

Easy. Because when we're hot. We're HOT.

I am completely in love with the idea of bullets (I think I've got about 8 or 9 in my wish list at the moment! ;p ) I love the shape and the concept, and the sensations that this one creates on a good night when it's not daring me to throw it across the room after depriving me of an orgasm for a solid hour. It has succeeded in selling me on its general design. I just know that I need more power than this one can provide. If I want to be teased, I'll get something with feathers (and someone to hold on to those feathers. lol!) but when it comes to toys I'm using for solo play, I want to know without a doubt that I'll be in a very happy place within five to ten minutes, with repeat vacations about every few minutes following it until I'm either blissfully satisfied or unconscious, whichever one comes first. I know this bullet is popular, but for me it is bad about finally hitting a hot spot, the sensations peaking almost to point of orgasm, and then totally disappearing. In order to repeat the sensation, I have to turn it off, wait 30 seconds, and then crank it back on and hope that this time it will ever so graciously permit me to get off.

It does work pretty well when coupled with either my hot pink putt plug or my jelly flex prober (which I also use anally) but not as well as I know one with a stronger vibration would.

And I never know from night to night what the performance will be. Like I said above, there have been some pretty spectacular sessions that made me want to the bronze the damn thing, but then there have been many more nights of wanting to send it down the garbage disposal. I've even threatened it verbally with this before, and if talking to a non-sentient sex toy isn't the epitome of insanity then I don't know what is! Gah!

But until I get a better replacement, my dysfunctional relationship with an $8 vibrator will continue. I will say that it is holding up very well, but I am also being careful not to apply any pressure to the cord. I think people get into trouble with the cord when they are either inserting it somewhere without the aid of a condom, using it while on their stomach, or sandwiching it between themselves and a lover during intercourse. I could see how that would pull on the cord and cause problems. With that in mind, the suggestion I've seen floating around on the forums here to apply a small drop of super glue to where the connector meets the bullet seems like a very good idea. I haven't bothered to try this yet with mine, but I will with the more expensive ones I will be purchasing over the coming few months.

So what will happen to this stingy little bullet when I finally get a more generous replacement? I'm sure I'll think of something…

Anybody got a blow torch I can borrow?

Just askin! (wink)