Pocket exotics bullet - bullet vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Crystal_Rose

“Love to hate ya, baby…”

If I had written this review immediately following the arrival of this (my first) bullet, then the tone of it would be totally different and there would only be one star. It's been a few weeks, and my thoughts have definitely improved where this little toy is concerned, but it is still the toy I love to hate. Simply put, it is the most fickle sex toy I've acquired yet.
The concept...
The delivery... at least for me!
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I know this is because the vibes are almost, but not quite, strong enough for me. I plan on correcting this ASAP by acquiring some other, stronger bullets, but until that happens I'm stuck courting this one.

This toy can, in turns, either make me come six or seven times in a row, or have me sweating it out for over an hour, unable to come even one freakin' time! (do you see now where the love/hate relationship might come into play??) None of my other toys run quite so hot and/or cold on me. So, WHY do I continue to keep going back for more, you might be asking right about now?

Easy. Because when we're hot. We're HOT.

I am completely in love with the idea of bullets (I think I've got about 8 or 9 in my wish list at the moment! ;p ) I love the shape and the concept, and the sensations that this one creates on a good night when it's not daring me to throw it across the room after depriving me of an orgasm for a solid hour. It has succeeded in selling me on its general design. I just know that I need more power than this one can provide. If I want to be teased, I'll get something with feathers (and someone to hold on to those feathers. lol!) but when it comes to toys I'm using for solo play, I want to know without a doubt that I'll be in a very happy place within five to ten minutes, with repeat vacations about every few minutes following it until I'm either blissfully satisfied or unconscious, whichever one comes first. I know this bullet is popular, but for me it is bad about finally hitting a hot spot, the sensations peaking almost to point of orgasm, and then totally disappearing. In order to repeat the sensation, I have to turn it off, wait 30 seconds, and then crank it back on and hope that this time it will ever so graciously permit me to get off.

It does work pretty well when coupled with either my hot pink putt plug or my jelly flex prober (which I also use anally) but not as well as I know one with a stronger vibration would.

And I never know from night to night what the performance will be. Like I said above, there have been some pretty spectacular sessions that made me want to the bronze the damn thing, but then there have been many more nights of wanting to send it down the garbage disposal. I've even threatened it verbally with this before, and if talking to a non-sentient sex toy isn't the epitome of insanity then I don't know what is! Gah!

But until I get a better replacement, my dysfunctional relationship with an $8 vibrator will continue. I will say that it is holding up very well, but I am also being careful not to apply any pressure to the cord. I think people get into trouble with the cord when they are either inserting it somewhere without the aid of a condom, using it while on their stomach, or sandwiching it between themselves and a lover during intercourse. I could see how that would pull on the cord and cause problems. With that in mind, the suggestion I've seen floating around on the forums here to apply a small drop of super glue to where the connector meets the bullet seems like a very good idea. I haven't bothered to try this yet with mine, but I will with the more expensive ones I will be purchasing over the coming few months.

So what will happen to this stingy little bullet when I finally get a more generous replacement? I'm sure I'll think of something…

Anybody got a blow torch I can borrow?

Just askin! (wink)
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  • Backseat Boohoo
    Great review!
  • Cock Wrangler
    Excellent review. Welcome to the community. I'm sure other people can rave about it better than I, but check out the Xtreme Pack G-sot.
  • Epiphora
    Get the Xtreme pack G-spot bullet! I'll bet it's stronger. I use it mostly on settings 1 and 2, only going to the 5th vibration level when I want to cum.
  • Crystal_Rose
    Oh, I've got two of the Xtreme bullets on my wish list! lol! Both the g-spot and the dual bullets. I'll definitely be trying them out. I'm still thinking I may go with the golden nugget first, though. Even though the idea of purchasing 9v batteries to feed into it really bugs me. I like using my rechargable AAs and AAAs.

    I'll be sure to report back with my findings, though! ;)
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    What is it exactly that makes it work better on some days than others?
  • Crystal_Rose
    You mean other than the fact its possessed?? lol!

    No, really, its a lack of power. I'm a power queen, and I don't think the vibrations are strong enough for what I prefer. It can tease me to death, and occasionally get me off (sometimes quite well) but I REALLY don't want to have to work that hard for an orgasm. And because I now know its not strong enough and have the memories of some frustrating times, I start to anticipate a difficult session, which means I don't relax... Yeah. It then winds up becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy.

    Now, if I'm using it in connection to one of my favorite penetrative toys - anal or otherwise - the orgasms are fairly quick and spectacular but never more than two or at the most three (which only happened once) at a time. Its fickleness for me is usually reserved when I'm using it for solo play and that just won't fly as I don't always want a penetrative mastubation session.

    Hope this answers your question. If not, feel free to leave another message! ;)
  • Naughty Student
    Lol, loved your review so hilarious!
  • hillys
    Thank you
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