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I really am surprised by the Little Honey. The vibes are buzzy but at least they are strong enough to get me off and are solid. There are a few vibration patterns to choose from too. The lights might be annoying to some but my partner and I found them to be fun!
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Pros
Power for a small toy, Light show, Easy to use
Cons
Light show doesn't turn off, batteries drain quickly, packaging has translation issues, buzzy vibes
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Little Honey puts on quite a show! It has seven vibration patterns and lights to go with each. It has a bunch of different colors too! Entertainment in more ways than one I suppose. The vibrations are quite strong for such a little buggar and can bring on strong clitoral orgasms. This toy is too petite to do much internationally, although it can be inserted vaginally. It's not safe for anal internal play. It can be used for teasing externally, though. Solidly made for such a cheap toy, I'm sure many will get good use out of it solo or with a partner. It also comes with a matching cock ring.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The vibrator is made of plastic. Strangely enough the material may feel different from product to product. I have this in both pink and purple. The pink feels sightly sticky while the purple is perfectly velvety and smooth. That both have a sight smell of plastic but you have to be really close to smell it. Plastic is a safe material because it is free of harmful chemicals and safe for those with allergies, but it cannot be sterilized. Keep this in mind when sharing and use a condom if possible.

The cock ring s made of some sort of jelly like material. My guess would be TPE. Material like those are stretchy and can catch hair. They are somewhat porous and can sometimes contain harmful chemicals that may irritate some. It has a light plastic smell to it.
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

The Little Honey is petite at only 4 1/2" in length. The top has a blub and the middle is thick as well. It slims between those two areas. The thickest part is about 15/16" in diameter, just under an inch. That's 3" in circumference. That's much too small for most to be of any real use internally. The rounded head is great for use on the clit or nipples. It's also good for teasing pretty much any area you'd like to use it on. The material is opaque with a frosted outside so the internal design can be seen. When the vibrator is turned on a light show starts and works with the vibration patterns.

The bottom unscrews so that the three included LR44 batteries can be inserted. A plastic piece is inside and should not be removed. I'm not sure why. From past experience, it may help reduce noise.

The design is small enough to be used between bodies and is incredibly easy to hide and travel with. It's also waterproof. It passed my shower test, but I have not done a submerge test as of yet.

The cock ring pictured in the product page is not the one I received. Mine looks like the black one below.
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...except mine is missing one nub. LULZ!



The ring is 1 3/8" across unstretched. It is 3/4" wide. Stretched it can have about an internal diameter of 3" so it will fit just about anybody. The purpose of a cock ring can be to prevent premature orgasm, to make the cock, or to make the orgasm stronger for male. Never wear a cock ring longer than 30 minutes and apply it when the cock is hard. Never place over a condom, but you can place it at the base of the penis.

The vibrator is discreet because of its size, but to some the purpose may be obvious. The cock ring looks like a chew toy or other weird toy, but also might be obvious to some. Again, its size makes it discreet.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrator is controlled by a single push button on the bottom of the plastic housing. It doesn't take a lot of pressure to push, but probably won't switch mid use. The first press of the button turns the toy onto its first vibration setting.

1. The first level of vibration is already more than enough to get me off over clothing! I'd consider it to be a medium-high level. The vibrations are buzzy, but they are full and solid. The vibrations can be felt throughout the entire vibrator. They can make the tips of the fingers go numb I only a few minutes. There are four different lights that are illuminated at the same time, red, blue, green, and white. They waver a bit but stay on very brightly. I swear I can read from this light in a pitch dark room!

2. The second level is only slightly higher than the first in power and sound. It's still a steady level of vibration.

3. The third is a bigger difference in jump than the first to the second but it is still small. This level is very high and can be heard through a door if there is no other ambient noise going on. Even though the vibrations are powerful they are high pitched and don't get me off as quick as a slower rumble does. You just have to know what your clit likes.

4. This level starts the first of the non-steady vibrations. It starts low and gradually increases to about the second level before gradually going back down.The light gets brighter and dims in accordance.

5. Welcome to the diskotek! This level is a pulsing that turns the light on and off. It's louder than the other levels and is a lot of fun to watch too! It's a great teaser on the clit and nipples.

6. This is the same as 5, but even faster.

7. This level is a sort of wavering and is the level I prefer. It's also set at the highest of the three levels.

This toy is as much a treat to the clit as it is to the eyes. The light show is slightly annoying at times, but it can also be a lot of fun, especially between partners. I wish there was a way to turn it off if desired though. This toy does work fine in water, but I would not submerge it long.

The cock ring is tight and does function as an actual cock ring for prolonging orgasm. My partner is thick, so he didn't prefer this ring over some of our others, but it's not useless by any means. You can also put it on a vibrator or dildo to add a pleasure bump.
    • Not very discreet
    • Powerful
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

The vibrator is easy to care of. First, always remove the batteries when storing or washing. The batteries seem to run out quickly. Any kind of lubricant can be used with this toy, but I found that I didn't need any. I'd stick to water based for the cock ring. To clean use an antibacterial soap and warm water or a toy cleaner spray and cloth. To store place the cock ring in a plastic bag and don't let it touch other materials. The vibrator can be stored just about anywhere.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging is...something else. It looks simple enough coming in a plastic clear box with a tray inside that separates the two toys and the included batteries. The front of the box says it has a lifetime warranty and 7 color light. That's interesting since there are not 7 color, but there are 7 functions... I got curious about the lifetime warranty for such a cheap toy and flipped to the back. The back clearly has a language translation problem and the warranty seems less than promising.

"7 function silent vibrating"
"Use by yourself or share with your partners" Multiple?!
"Lifetime warranty - SAFE THIS CARD!" Safe? LOLZ! And what card? They are referring to the back of the package which isn't a card at all.
It says you can return the "card", the product, and $8 money order to the place where you bought it and their company will either give you a replacement or one like it. Doesn't sound promising.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

Seriously, this toy turned out to be much more useful than I thought it would be. I do have to mention that I received two of these and one was DOA. I'm not sure why. The that works has never faltered. I have used this toy for a few orgasms and i''m able to do it quickly the majority of the time, but due to the buzziness I usually remove the toy and finish out with a finger on my clit. It's fun to build up with, though!

So I came up with a 3 star rating because the price is cheap and the toy is functional. It will provide please for the average user but won't wow many. In my personal collection, this gets like a 2, but that's only because I have so many other better toys. 3 stars is much more appropriate.
Follow-up commentary
Ewww! I do not recommend using this toy even if you get it free. After one use and washing the matte, velvety coating is coming off! It looks like the toy is dirty. The places where the coating is it looks like dried cum and the places where the coating is coming off look smoother. That can't be safe. These are being tossed. I'm not even passing them onto friends with a warning.
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  • Contributor: Jimbo Jones
    I appreciate the information about the ring. Thanks for the great review.
  • Contributor: Kitka
    Awesome review! This toy sounds fun more than anything.
  • Contributor: SMichelle
    Another fantastic review, Lauren!
  • Contributor: ghent529
    Mine was missing a nub too!!! lol great review!!
  • Contributor: puppylove
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Jinin
    Thank you!
  • Contributor: RoughToughCocoaPuff
    Thanks! I'm glad to know it's useful but not super strong
  • Contributor: AshMegYo
    Great review! Thanks
  • Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Glad you liked it. I can't wait to try mines. Thanks for the great review.
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    HAHA that's funny that mine is not the only one missing a nub. Thanks everyone!
  • Contributor: VioletMoonstone
    I got the purple one and it came with a pink ring that's also missing a nub. Haha. This toy was kind of fun to review. The box made me laugh with it's "Engrish" wording. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    I have that too lol. I know, right?! lol
  • Contributor: chantalgiardina
    great review thanks for sharing
  • Contributor: remember.me
    Nice review!
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: gloomybear
    tahnx for the review!
  • Contributor: Augustxsins
    Thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Welcome!
  • Contributor: Sabrina
    thank you
  • Contributor: dsumrow1
    awesome review!
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