Let’s get started, shall we?
Top ten strangest links people sent me this month:
1. The anti-camel-toe device. Really. This exists.
2. Blackboards in Porn. Dedicated to checking the math written on blackboard backgrounds in porn films. I give this website a firm high-five.
3. Because teaching your cat to attack (and chew on) penises always works out well.
4. Dragonfly penises. Possibly the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen.
5. Five sexual innovations from people in your history books.
6. I don’t know what would be harder to explain…the fact that you bought a 55-gallon drum of lube, or the fact that you paid $1,500 for it.
7. I don’t…I don’t even have the words, you guys.
8. “You cup the balls and work the shaft.” If you can watch this without giggling, you are a better person than I am.
9. Erotic Falconry. Warning…here there be nudity. But you won’t notice because of all the sexy falconry. Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve said that…
10. You know what? Just skip this one. Seriously. Because I don’t get paid enough to figure out what’s happening here.
Top ten strangest links people sent me this month:
1. The anti-camel-toe device. Really. This exists.
2. Blackboards in Porn. Dedicated to checking the math written on blackboard backgrounds in porn films. I give this website a firm high-five.
3. Because teaching your cat to attack (and chew on) penises always works out well.
4. Dragonfly penises. Possibly the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen.
5. Five sexual innovations from people in your history books.
6. I don’t know what would be harder to explain…the fact that you bought a 55-gallon drum of lube, or the fact that you paid $1,500 for it.
7. I don’t…I don’t even have the words, you guys.
8. “You cup the balls and work the shaft.” If you can watch this without giggling, you are a better person than I am.
9. Erotic Falconry. Warning…here there be nudity. But you won’t notice because of all the sexy falconry. Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve said that…
10. You know what? Just skip this one. Seriously. Because I don’t get paid enough to figure out what’s happening here.
Regarding #10, confused as to how siamese changes to tabby in mid-labor.
Hell, I'm wearing my Cuchini now! It's all about C.A.C. Chicks Against Camel-toe. Thank you for that. I forever in debt to you...and so is my camel-toe free va-jay.
I'm confused as to how #10 isn't #1 in the weirdest thing! That's just...I'm with you...NO ONE gets paid enough to figure out the why's of that!
I got totally distracted by the celebrity camel toe pics. Kelly Ripa's camel toe is going to haunt me in my sleep. OMG my eyes! MY EYES!!!
Worst thing I've ever seen. Ever.
So, how long before one of the more daring sex toy companies makes a silicone, vibrating, strap-on version of the dragonfly penis?
If you thought 8 was weird check this out: [https://youtu.be/A3A1nprfuJs]
Thanks Jen! I just order my first Cuchini! I just hope I don't get one of the ones that was returned.
Here's a video I saw yesterday on Halloween and I immediately thought, "I bet the Bloggess has seen this, and if she hasn't, she really would get a kick out of it." It's called 'Big Bad Wolf', by Duck Sauce:
[https://youtu.be/XKMoVAObbhE]
Neat. I should make some cartoons about Cuchinis !
I love camel toes!