Yesterday I got this comment on my blog:
“Good post! Dude, a friend of mine has been trying to increase Ejaculation Volume. He tries semen volume pills to increase production, volume and flavor.”
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O.M.G. this is so awesome!!!
Thank you, Bloggess.
I don't want more semen, as it might make a baby, and I don't want that.
But what about a way to make semen change colors? White is so boring, how about purple, orange, blue? How about RAINBOW semen? If a guy ejaculated rainbows, that would be great.
Man I can't wait for my man to get a vasectomy. I'll be less afraid of unloaded semen.
I hate to spoil this fun, but guys don't want more semen because they're really trying to impress a woman. Guys do it for themselves. The money shot is for a guy, that's why every porno ends with one. We're visual and that's a great visual moment. Yeah, women want flowers and jewelry, but you're not getting either during sex. Also, the more semen, the better the orgasm feels for a man. And the more times a guy can do it.
What you're describing women want is what married women typically want from their husbands. Although not what the married women I see want. They want semen.
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I have to agree with Jason on this one. I want to bathe my lovers in gallons of seed to verify my own virility. It must suck for women, to be the final reservoir; but I imagine that you girl like it to some degree...
On second thought, the clean-up is the worst part of sex!
Also, in order to be considered a good lover - a man does need to consider the woman's needs and wants as well as their own. If she doesn't want semen dumped on her - she doesn't want it. You can't expect all women to act like porn stars - they are getting paid to do what they do.
Seaofneptune: True, I don't expect all women to act like porn stars. Just the ones I sleep with.
Seaofneptune: True, I don't expect all women to act like porn stars. Just the ones I sleep with.
Ever hear of a prostate biopsy? Doctors do things like this for fun and to make their BMW payments. Imagine a organ the size of a plum stabbed repeatedly with an icepick. Now imagine that this organ can only be reached by going up through your ass, and that this organ is directly responsible for making the stuff that shows up when a man orgasms. Semem, to stay on topic.
The little pamphlet said “you might see some blood in your semen”. Heh. It wasn’t tinged with blood. It wasn’t streaked with blood. It looked like rich arterial blood, and there was a lot of it. Great big manly spurts of bright red blood.
Killed the mood, I say. Color change is WAY overrated.
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Dear Bloggess- You. Friggin. RAWK. Semen is annoying; not ONLY does it get you PREGNANT (a horrific thought if you aren't married and/or don't want kids), but it's a real pain to clean up (c'mon, guys, I *know* you just wanna lay there, but I can't really get up and clean up after you after I've been accomodating and letting you finish on my chest [which I dislike, but I do as a favor]), AND guys tend to be obsessed with it.
Yes, you like your semen. Yes, more semen = bigger, better orgasm for you. Yes, we get it. Now can you PLEASE stop making it? Because not needing to take care of semen clean up would make sex just oh so amazing for both girls AND guys.
Think about it, guys- if you didn't have to worry about knocking somebody up, or (I'm going under the assumption that neither person has any STDs and it's monogamous/ any outside encounters use condoms) wearing a condom (which I'm told reduces feeling), or dealing with clean up, wouldn't that just be wonderful?! I know I'd lobby for that! XD
Too funny! I'll be sharing this article. The title alone had me rolling
Just amazing. Thank you, lol