10 non-returnable gifts that are probably worse than anything you’ll get this Christmas
1. The “C-string”.
2. The artificial virginity hymen.
3. Vagina armpit tattoo.
4. Placenta Teddy Bears.
5. Vulva purse.
6. Inappropriate Edward Cullen underwear.
7. Amputated claw machine boobies.
8. Vampiric vagina.
9. Giant uterus snuggle pillow.
10. To ever use the showers at University of Michigan again.
2. The artificial virginity hymen.
3. Vagina armpit tattoo.
4. Placenta Teddy Bears.
5. Vulva purse.
6. Inappropriate Edward Cullen underwear.
7. Amputated claw machine boobies.
8. Vampiric vagina.
9. Giant uterus snuggle pillow.
10. To ever use the showers at University of Michigan again.
Numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8 and 9 prove that the recent updates to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual manual fall far, far short of capturing the true breadth and depth of mental disease. There should be a whole volume dedicated to "WTF Syndrome."
#5 is hilarious. #10 has got to be a prank.
omfg and I agree with the "WTF" statement! How do you find all this shit? HAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaa eh eh emmm
omfg and I agree with the "WTF" statement! How do you find all this shit? HAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaa eh eh emmm
I hang around with a lot of Earth Mother Hippy types, and The Man and I used to go to a lot of Grateful Dead shows, so I've seen some weird Birthing shit.
Not the Placenta Bear, though. Knew a few women who ATE their placenta, and some even shared it with their men. One even offered to have a Placenta Party, where other new mothers and their men and kids could share in the Nutritive Experience of communally eating human flesh. I declined, saying we had all come done with Mad Cow Disease, but would probably be better by Monday.
EW. (And, there is VERY little that makes me go "EW.")
Dig the "tags" on the uterus pillow.
Niiiiiiice
I dunno, the vulva purse would probably go great with the vagina wedding dress. I still want to see a penis tux. two styles with and without foreskin.
nice