Just got through reading the review of the Black Band cock ring link, and the comments about a Lord of the Rings "One Ring"-themed cock ring led me to wonder what would be inscribed on such a beast, as the Tolkien words aren't completely applicable (unless you're into bondage, I guess).
So, what would you put on the ring? Here's the rules: to follow the original it needs to have the five parts and start with "one ring to..."
One ring to ________,
one ring to ________.
One ring to ________ and ________
In (place), where (description)
Think of it as geek sex mad libs.
So, what would you put on the ring? Here's the rules: to follow the original it needs to have the five parts and start with "one ring to..."
One ring to ________,
one ring to ________.
One ring to ________ and ________
In (place), where (description)
Think of it as geek sex mad libs.
