What would you have inscribed on a LOTR-themed cock ring?

What would you have inscribed on a LOTR-themed cock ring?

ScottA ScottA
Just got through reading the review of the Black Band cock ring link, and the comments about a Lord of the Rings "One Ring"-themed cock ring led me to wonder what would be inscribed on such a beast, as the Tolkien words aren't completely applicable (unless you're into bondage, I guess).

So, what would you put on the ring? Here's the rules: to follow the original it needs to have the five parts and start with "one ring to..."

One ring to ________,
one ring to ________.
One ring to ________ and ________
In (place), where (description)

Think of it as geek sex mad libs.
12/28/2010
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Sammi Sammi
Hmm - for my husband:

One Ring to make me hard,
One Ring to love her.
One Ring to keep me strong and in the darkness fuck her
In our bedroom where our Esse lies.

12/28/2010
firekitten firekitten
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
Hmm - for my husband:

One Ring to make me hard,
One Ring to love her.
One Ring to keep me strong and in the darkness fuck her
In our bedroom where our Esse lies.

Nice. Very nice.
12/28/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
One ring to grant thee bliss.
12/28/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
One ring for love.
One ring for lust.
One ring to make me last and come, oh so hard.
In the bed where our passion flies.
12/28/2010
null null
Quote:
Originally posted by ScottA
Just got through reading the review of the Black Band cock ring link, and the comments about a Lord of the Rings "One Ring"-themed cock ring led me to wonder what would be inscribed on such a beast, as the Tolkien words aren't ...
Interesting anecdote, this summer I finally read LOTR, but, being both easily distracted and very into bondage, every time I read "and in the darkness bind them" I lost my train of thought. That was a tough read...
12/29/2010
TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
Before opening the thread I thought "my precious". Which I actually know of two separate LOTR couples who have that on their wedding bands. I think it is cute actually.
12/29/2010
KnK KnK
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
Hmm - for my husband:

One Ring to make me hard,
One Ring to love her.
One Ring to keep me strong and in the darkness fuck her
In our bedroom where our Esse lies.

LIKE!!

One ring to keep it strong,
One ring to perk it up,
One ring to make it last long and in the bedroom please her....
12/29/2010
KnK KnK
Quote:
Originally posted by KnK
LIKE!!

One ring to keep it strong,
One ring to perk it up,
One ring to make it last long and in the bedroom please her....
or him too
12/29/2010
B8trDude B8trDude
One ring to wrap around my shaft,
One ring to wrap around my balls.
One ring to jack and pound
In the place, where sparks fly.
01/04/2011
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
One ring to grip the balls,
One ring to harden,
One ring to love them all and in the darkness grind them.
In the land of pillows, where the lovers lie.
01/04/2011
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