Ugh. Easter egg response here (cute imagery, by the way!!).
I am thinking of getting a few of those lace-overlay Caboodles--those makeup organizers for tweens? I have one in dark purple with black lace and it LOCKS even, it was $20 or so at Target. It has a few trays that sort of unfold and a larger bottom compartment, so one could perhaps put PG items like jewelry or whatnot on the top shelf and everything else below if locking both locks became too much of a pain.
Mine is currently devoted to makeup. I'm going to get the large one with many trays and devote it to toys.
Right now? The livingroom is our center of fun. Next to the Black Label Esse (covered with a Liberator Throe and a faux mink regular blanket for discretion's sake and aesthetic appeal) we have a Zomi zippered bag full of cuffs, a bag with impact toys, a shiny purple metallic Target organizer ($1 bin!) with little elastic spots we keep lubes in and zippered bits for gags, hardware, leashes, and whatnots. A funky Sephora bring-back bag/tote has all of the Pro Cuff Kit stuff from Liberator. Heart Wedge is on the couch, while the Axis Hitachi is thrown behind the couch (and the Hitachi is nestled in a corner behind the Esse). I keep my Siri in its pouch and then in this little decorative Indian-style container from Forever21 ($3). Silicone lube by JO is on a shelf on one of the end tables. Honestly it looks non-lubeish and I keep random lotions around and also, I don't care much because it's not hardcore kinky stuff, it's lube...
Everything else that's not in constant rotation is in either Victoria's Secret shopping bags, sexy-looking shoe boxes, or in milk crate (big stuff like canes and spreader bars go there).
I need help organizing