Sexy spades large - glass plug by Doc Johnson - review by MrWill

Let's Call A Spade A Spade!

I am absolutely enthralled with my Sexy Spades Large by Doc Johnson. It never ceases to help me get off, and I love just feeling it in place. Super easy to clean, compatible with all lubes and oh-so-filling, and is a safe bet for any advanced anal players. Hell, even those that aren't into big toys would probably enjoy how beautiful this thing looks!
Easy to take care of
Great for temperature play
Very filling
Too Big For Some
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Sexy Spades Large by Doc Johnson is a hulking piece of beautiful glass designed to be inserted into your booty. Ladies, I'm sure if you wanted to, you could use this vaginally but I imagine it is best for it's intended purpose: Filling a greedy ass. It has a perfect base for anal, and I've never felt like it was going to try to pull a David Copperfield and just vanish. No, this plug won't disappear like Jimmy Hoffa or your favorite magician. It will stay in whatever hole you put it in until you remove it. If you do decide to use this in your pussy be careful. I don't think it is long enough to be a cervix rammer, but I don't have one. It could cause bruising and I don't want bruises on any of you wonderful women's cervixes (or is that cervii?) I digress. This is a wonderful glass plug if you can handle the size and weight. Men or women that can handle larger insertions should be great with toy, but those that just dabble in anal may want to hold off for a bit.

This thing should stay put AMAZINGLY well during sex, so I am also recommending it for couples during sex. Get two for double the fun!

Another great feature is that it is made of glass, so temperature play is wonderfully possible here.. Just be careful with extreme temperatures!

Disclaimer: Unless you are in a fluid bonded relationship, always use condoms before switching the toy between partners, and if it will ever be moving from a greedy ass to a greedy pussy MAKE SURE TO CLEAN IT WELL OR CHANGE CONDOMS.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Kegels
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

This thing is a solid hunk of Tempered Glass from Doc Johnson. Tempered glass also goes by the names Pyrex glass and Borosilicate glass. It all smooth nonporous material that can be cleaned however you would like.

10% bleach solution, alcohol, toy cleaner, boiling it (be careful of fast temperature changes), or the dishwasher.. Take your pick here.

This thing is incredibly smooth doesn't have a smell or taste EVER. It's not a realistic toy in the sense of being shaped like a penis or anything, though it is shaped like a spade! It is glass, so it is hard. There is no give at all here.

It does hold fingerprints after being touched but they are super easy to clean off!
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This thing is BIG. First, let's look at a comparison with The Super Big End on the left, The Sexy Spades Large in the middle, and the Risque to the right:

The Three Amigos

As you can see, it is about the same size at it's widest point as the Super Big End, but it doesn't have as much of a taper. This is definitely a toy for the more advanced anal adventurers out there. In comparison to the Risque it completely eclipses it in size. Mine came in at 4 and 5/8s inches tall, with a neck girth matching the manufacturer measurement of 1 and 1/4 inch.

Next, a shot of Sexy Spades Large against my hand to show off how long the neck on this is.

Against My Hand

It has a pretty lengthy neck which is WONDERFUL for making sure this thing stays put.

The big fear most will have with a toy this size though is the biggest part of the bulge. It is pretty dang big. Mine measured in at just a teeny bit over 2 3/8s inch which is what the manufacturer says it is.

In hand, it looks like this:

I am not joking when I say it is BIG.

The base is pretty dang wonderful for keeping things safe (it is also GORGEOUS). Here is a shot "through" the base so you can get an idea of what it looks like.

This toy isn't going to work for the average anal player or even some of the advanced players. It is a LARGE, HEAVY glass work of art for your anal pleasure. I find the size to be great but others should attempt at their own risk.

I wouldn't travel with this.. It is just to big. Sure, you could try to say it is a paperweight (and probably get away with it) but who wants to take a chance on being caught with a plug this big?
    • Whimsical / artistic


The girth and length of the neck on this thing is amazing. Once it gets past the bulge it slides very comfortably into place, and you won't forget it is there. I personally love being able to use ANY lube I want with it and not having to worry about it being damaged. It "performs" wonderfully for it's intended purpose, and I've even used it with some silicone lube to massage my thighs when they were sore.
    • Comfortable
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

As I mentioned before, this thing is made entirely of glass. You can clean it by whatever method you choose but be careful with extreme temperature changes. It is super easy to clean and I usually stick with a quick wipe down with Eden wipes. I keep it sitting on a low shelf on my bedside table for easy access. Even though it is a large toy for anal play, it is still small enough to be stored pretty much wherever you want, and because it is glass you don't have to worry about it touching your other toys (do make sure all lube is wiped off though, wouldn't want a spot of lube to ruin another toy!)

You can use whatever lube you want with this thing anally. They are all safe with the material, and shouldn't cause problems during back door play. However, ladies: Stick with silicone or water based lubes because oils can wreak havoc on your vaginal health. A single drop getting into the wrong place could cause all kinds of issues.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


It comes in a big see through plastic box, with no instructions. The packaging is entirely recyclable, but not worth much else.

I tossed it as soon as I opened the thing.

Personal comments

Wasn't sure where to toss this tidbit, but: This thing looks WICKED when inserted! It is so pretty!


It took me like 6 nights of trying to get this thing in comfortably before I finally bought the Super Big End for a slow stretch until I could take it. It is so worth it once it is in place, but it isn't for everyone. Cumming with thing is VERY INTENSE as the sphincter is squeezing so delectably against something firm.

I never fail to cum like a porn star when this thing is in play!
Follow-up commentary
I still absolutely love the Sexy Spades Large, even if I have on occasion rushed into things and ended up hating myself for a few hours afterwards. If you attempt this beautiful behemoth, take your time. Your body will thank you!
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  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! This is so beautiful, but I would NEVER attempt to use it! It looks huge!
  • libbyv
  • MrWill
    Thanks for the quick comments ladies! Glad you liked my review!!
  • 1001 Pleasures
    Another great review! I'm still working on the Small Spades, so it'll be awhile before I hit up the Large one. I love the long(er) neck on this version, though.
  • charmedtomeetyou
    Thanks! It is quite pretty!
  • MrWill
    Thanks for reading and letting me know what you think!
  • Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    I am not into anal play but would love to just have this as a decoration it is so pretty. That thing is huge and even the small intimidates me. Great review, glad you enjoyed it.
  • never shy
    Great review too big for me though
  • MrWill
    Allstars316 and JustLikeHeaven, really glad you enjoyed my review!
  • Neyko
    An excellent review, the hand around the girth of the toy was very helpful since this is how I measure my limits most of the time, as I dont carry a ruler in my pocket lol.
  • MrWill
    Neyko, glad I could help out! It really is a big toy so attempt it with caution!
  • MrWishyWashy
    Thanks for sharing!
  • bog
    I'm with Neyko - thanks for sharing the hand around the girth photo! Very helpful in understanding just how massive this thing is!
  • B8trDude
    You really do like the BIG ones! I'm still a neophyte with these kinds of things and am going very slowly Great review!
  • XxFallenAngelxX
    EU! Good job on this! Good lord, this is ginormous! lol...
  • *Camoprincess*
    Great review, I am still not sure how you managed this one but kudos to you. This would go nowhere near me
  • MrWill
    Glad everyone is enjoying my review!
  • TJtheMadHatter
    Love the review! Great pics and hilarious commentary. Thanks for taking on this behemoth, and telling us about its awesomeness.
  • MrWill
    Hahahaha You are welcome TJtheMadHatter!
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