Handmaiden the original anal dong - probe by Topco Sales - review by ♥ Amanda ♥

This horse wins every time!

This horse does win the race! The Handmaiden has arrived! The Original Anal Dong will leave men and women alike stroking their bottoms faster than a speeding bullet. It is crafted of high quality silicone. The Handmaiden has a soft and smooth flexible shell with a firm core. It is the dong that feels like the real thing!
Firm and flexible, Curved shaft, Ridged head, Easy grip handle
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Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Are you after a delicious premium anal toy without emptying your wallet? The Handmaiden is here! It is a unique in design, high in quality, and not gender specified. Enjoy the Handmaiden as a male, female, or couple. It can be enjoyed anywhere as well. It is time to introduce your apple bottom to the horse that takes the race every time! Experience Handmaiden, the Original Anal Dong.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The Handmaiden is created of quality silicone. Its flesh is smooth throughout the shaft. Texture is favored at the tip. Gathered ridges are placed on the head of the dong. The entire area is also seamless. The silicone material does have a mild drag, but nothing a little lubricant cannot fix. The entire surface area is non-porous and lint does not cling to it. It does not become sticky even after many uses. The toy has flexibility to it and has a firmer inner core. The Handmaiden is free of taste and odor.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The dong starts with a easy grip handle at the base. The entire body of the toy is made of silicone. It does not become too slippery to handle even with applied lubricant. If you look at the grip, you can see that it is formed to allow one to place two fingers alongside it. My hand forms around the grip comfortably and allows me to control the toy. The grip extends into a flared base that is similar to male genitals. It does not have a realistic look, but rather an imitative one. From the base, the shaft begins. The shaft travels up and curves. It then reaches the head where the emphasized ridges round off and the dong ends with a rounded head.

Insertable length:
4 1/2"
1 1/4"


Wow! Are we good on the performance? Okay, so if I needed to pick one word to describe it, wow would be suitable. The Handmaiden is great for men and women. It can be used vaginally too, but using it anally (as intended) is my favorite purpose for the dong. My partner and I both enjoy this toy. We like to get worked up first. This makes our asses more sensitive. After we have reached our horny point, we get the Handmaiden lubed up and ready to go. The dong does have a bit of a drag. The outside is flexible, however the inner core is more solid. The head flexes a lot more over the shaft. We insert the dong with the ridges towards our stomach. The dong glides in easily. Once in, we grab the grip and work it in and out. The dong gives up great anal stimulation. Internally, the Handmaiden feels very realistic. It may look like a blue cloud of funky, but this maiden is next-to-real. I have not found a realistic, silicone dildo that is curved, yet still firm. It does flex, but the inner core allows this toy to jump to the occasion. Most wanna be cocks are two flimsy to enjoy. Not the Handmaiden. We love it!
    • Comfortable
    • Discreet sound

Care and Maintenance

Clean up is a breeze and leaves you happy because the Handmaiden can be fully sterilized. You have a few options for clean up. You can clean it with warm water and soap or a toy cleaner. You can throw it in the top rack of your dishwasher. You can boil it. You can even dip it in a 10% bleach solution after washing it. If you want a really clean toy, the Handmaiden is great. Storing is a snap. It comes with silver-gray drawstring pouch for storage.

This toy is compatible with water based lubricants only.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to store


It comes in a plastic throw-away package with an included draw string pouch for storage. The package can be recycled leaving you feeling good about yourself.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable
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  • Drifter86
  • namelesschaos
    Thanks for the review.
  • Buttercup Green
    I want this toy so bad! Thanks for another awesome review!
  • Anjulie
    Great review!
  • ToyingCouple
    Great review, this one is really different!
  • big b
    your the best
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