The New Intimacy

Dildo discontinued
by Happy Valley

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Perfect in everyway!

Overall, this toy is worth the money! There was nothing disappointing about it for me or for my partner. If you're more experienced, a larger one might suit you better.
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Pros
Texture, Firmness, Color
Cons
Size
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use

The Slim-Jim definitely goes against the saying "Size Matters." However, if you're an experienced love maker, this one might be too small. But as my first time with vaginal penetration, it was perfect and it barely hurt! I can see this dildo working great in any hole you want to put it in. The beige one is more lifelike than the other colors and really helps with visual imagery.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

In this particular color, it seems very realistic. Although if you're very pale, this one might be too dark for your skin tone. I'm fairly white, but not pale, and it's a little darker than me and a little lighter than my Mexican partner. The dildo is firm, but flexible where it needs to be. And I only have one word for the texture: STIMULATING! Enough said.
    • Harness compatible
    • No odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The size was great, and exactly what I needed, for my first time. The vein like texture was incredibly hot. My girlfriend loves watching me suck on it. The head of the toy is slightly bigger but is a great visual and great for stimulation.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

This toy is harness compatible and does not have a suction cup. But I think that if it did have a suction cup, it would take from the quality of this toy. It wouldn't hold up in a harness as well. The toy got the job done, multiple times, despite its sleek, petite size.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Considering that the Slim Jim is silicone, it's very easy to clean and very safe for your body. To clean, all you have to do is boil it in water for 5-10mins or just wash with an antibacterial soap and hot water. I would wash it after and before you use it. If you don't store it air tight, the silicone attracts dust, hair, etc. easily.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The toy came in a plastic bag that could not be used as gift wrapping or for storing the toy. The whole package was very discreet. There were not instructions for use. (But really, do you need a step-by-step instruction manual???)
Follow-up commentary
After 2 months of rigorous use, the Slim Jim still sufficiently pleases me and my partner. I can see us keeping this toy for years and years to come (and not sitting somewhere collecting dust, but getting regular use). The shape and design is still very satisfying, and the silicone is the best material (in my opinion) which makes it that much better! One last note... Before getting the Slim Jim, I always thought that bigger was better. After purchasing bigger toys, my partner and I still pull out the Slim Jim more often. So, bigger is better? Slim Jim proved me wrong!
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  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Welcome to eden! I never noticed this one in the beige color before. I like it better than the other one.
  • Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura
    Thanks for the review, and welcome!
  • Contributor: Mr. & Mrs. Peg
    Thanks for review. Welcome to Eden!
  • Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    Thanks for the review! Great job!
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    Thanks for the Welcomes!
  • Contributor: liilii080
    Glad you enjoy it! I think I'd like it better a little bigger, but I've been spoiled by a larger dildo as my first!
  • Contributor: Piña Colada
    thanks for the review!
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    Thx for the review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Nice review. Thanks!
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    Thank you for the review.
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    thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the review
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    thanks for the review
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    These are really cool.
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