Slim Jim - strap-on dildo by Happy Valley - review by YingNYang

Slim Jim

Dildo by Happy Valley

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My New Rival!

The Slim Jim is not the largest toy out there, but it doesn't need to be. According to my wife, its curve hits the spot every time and I think I'm starting to get jealous!
G-Spot perfect, easy-to-clean, harness compatible.
We have no complaints!
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Slim Jim was a great purchase. It fits well into our harness (1 1/2 size O-ring) and my wife really liked it. It works great vaginally and my wife noted that hit her G-spot almost perfectly. We used it once together and she was moaning loudly straight out of the gate. She has since used a couple other times and raves about how well it stimulates her G-spot. We purchased this in part for gender play, though we have not gotten to it yet. It has a fairly realistic look to it, though we did get the black color (I imagine the beige would look even more realistic) because my wife finds too realistic looking dildos a bit creepy. She also said it felt fairly realistic, though obviously not as warm, and the firmness was a bit off.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gender play
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The dildo is made out of silicone and is thus an excellent toy. Clean up is a breeze and you don't have to worry about bacteria or sharing, since you can easily sterilize this by boiling or washing in the dish washer. Soaps are also fine to use on this. It has a soft feel to it and a has a little give to it when you squeeze it, though it is firm enough to get the job done.

There was virtually no odor to it nor any real taste that would make this a mood killer.
    • Harness compatible
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

The dildo has a distinct, realistic head to it and raised 'veins' running down the shaft. It also has a decent curve to it which it ideal for G-spot stimulation. It would also like work for p-spot stimulation as it is not way large.

It has a nice flared base that is easy to hold onto and makes using it a breeze. The base also makes this dildo harness compatible.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic


What makes this toy great is that it puts out without being overly girthy or long. The nice curve provides perfect stimulation to the G-spot and what's more, it is harness compatible.

Care and Maintenance

This toy is extremely easy to care for. Clean up is a breeze, just some soap and water and then it can air dry, or be dried with a non-linty towel. Since it is silicone, only water-based lubes should be used with this toy as silicone lubes can melt it. Check out the silicone material page for more care instructions.

Just store this in a nice clean drawer and it should be ready for use any time. Though we find we like to rinse our toys off quickly before use. Doing so in warm water also makes the experience much more enjoyable.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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  • Solar Ray
    Good review. I like the silicone designs and this looks like a nice one.
  • ColorSplash
    Good review
  • Lithaewyn
    Thanks for the review. I have this dildo in beige and it's awesome.

    I'd love to see more of your opinion in your reviews though. What exactly do you love about it and is there anything at all you dislike? You've mentioned how it can be used but what have you used it for and what tips do you have for other users?
  • Piña Colada
    thanks for the review!
  • levellc09
    Thanks for the review!
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
  • Lover of Leather
    Well done, thanks
  • underHim
    Thanks for the great review. Dont be too jealous!
  • BlooJay
    Thx for the review!
  • Neurogasm
    Man, I keep wanting this thing more! Thanks for the review!
  • amazon
    Nice review. Thanks!
  • sXeVegan90
    Thank you for the review.
  • bayosgirl
  • lovebites
    thanks for the review!
  • Sharon A
    Thanks for the review
  • drock
    thanks for the review
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  • Kirill1171
    These are really cool.
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