Classic dong - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by Carrie Ann

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Classic but Super-Sized!

A great, economical, realistic dildo with wonderful veining and a nice, thick head and shaft. Flexible enough to have some give without being the least bit soft or bendy, the Classic is really exactly that. A classic dong.
Economical, realistic, water based or silicone lube okay
Rubber is porous and hard to keep clean, possibly too thick if you're not into girth
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When you read the specs on this thing it doesn't "sound" like it's going to be all that big. When you get it? It is!

I picked this classic dong because it seemed it would be about the same size as my partner. It's always nice to have a dick around when he's not that is close to real, right? Right.

Opening the package I found out this one is a bit larger in the girth department.

Now I love me some girth but this thing is THICK! Definitely not for the beginner.

This is a fairly realistic dildo - other than being porn star sized - with a nice, fat head and thick veining along the shaft. This dong is made of rubber so it's firm yet has some give and a sort of softness in feel. I know a lot of folks don't like rubber because it's hard to keep clean but it's actually one of my favorite materials. And because rubber toys are usually so affordable it's easy to replace them occasionally.

The Classic is a nice length for thrusting if you don't insert the entire thing; going too deep leaves you less on the end to grip. Because of it's girth, though, it seems like you don't need to thrust as deep to feel completely filled and utterly satisfied. Use lots of lube (either silicone or water based is fine) and make sure you're ready before you insert it, though. The head is big and fat and definitely stretches...

I've had really great experiences with this dildo. It's firm enough that I can hit my g-spot in certain positions even though it's not curved for that. It's thick and filling and feels absolutely wonderful with added clitoral stimulation. It's worked wonderfully for double penetration with my partner, too. I work it in my vagina while he fucks my ass and it's an unbelievably, mind blowingly full feeling. (This dildo is NOT safe for anal since it has no base or flange! It could definitely vanish into the darkness...)

All in all I'd say this is a terrific toy if you're looking for a basic, realistic dildo that's heavy in the girth department.

I have no problems cleaning it with antibacterial soap and hot water; even the veiny ridges come clean pretty easily. Remember that rubber is porous, though, so if you're sharing you'll definitely want to use a condom to cover the toy. Even if you're not sharing, it's a good idea unless you replace your rubber toys pretty regularly.
Follow-up commentary
Another rubber toy I've owned for years with no issues. No cracking, no obvious wear, no lingering scents other than the initial rubber scent - which is different for me than jelly toy odor. I have a wee bit of a rubber fetish so it actually smells good to me.

This is my favorite dildo for "fill me up" use. I insert and leave it there while I use clitoral stimulation and it's amazing to clench around this thick, veined toy. Definitely worth it's cost. A diamond in the rough. A terrific toybox staple.
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  • Victoria
    The shaft makes me think it would be hard to hold while thrusting...lubed up slippery hands and that the case?
  • Carrie Ann
    I've never gotten very forceful in thrusting it so it's not normally a problem but if you actually take in the whole thing - or most of it - with each thrust then it gets pretty difficult. There just isn't enough to hold on to and, yeah, it all gets rather slippery.
  • Tuesday
    It interesting that you consider this to be big. Its 1/4" smaller around than Mr Softee, which I consider to be the width of an average man. Maybe you meant its big in length.

    Can this one bend and hold that shape like the black version? If not they should be advertised as separate products.
  • Carrie Ann
    The black one that holds it's shape is, I believe, the classic bender. Different dildo.

    This one is pretty solid.

    And it's very odd that it seems so big because I have other toys that are the same size in diameter and this one just seems much thicker. Maybe it's the head. I dunno.

    The reviews on the classic bender and the royal dong - at the same diameter - also mention the thicker than normal girth so I guess it's a pretty subjective thing. Smile
  • Tuesday
    According to wikipedia the average penis is 4.84 inches around. I guess you're right. Maybe I'm slightly spoiled.
  • Carrie Ann
    Heh. Spoiled is good!
  • Epiphora
    You should try the Goddess by Tantus. It hits my G-spot really well, despite not having a curve to it. It's smaller than this dildo but I love it.
  • Airen Wolf
    I love the longer version of this toy...and like you I have had it forever it seems with no adverse effects. It needs to be washed before and after to avoid irritation, not sure why but it could be the pthalates or the aging of the rubber, or just my sensitivity but I still say it's a small price to pay for the pleasure of the toy!
  • pinkzombie
    Great review!
  • Stephanie Marie
    Nice review!!
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  • Andrey2052
    Thanks for the review.
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