Classic dong - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Phoenix77

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Squishy Dong!

I would recommend this to someone who has a little experience with toys, but maybe not dildos, and is looking for a fun introduction. I like having the choice of something that doesn't vibrate or need batteries, because variety is such a good thing! This is definitely a new standby, but I am going to be looking to upgrade to a larger size at some point.
Size, right amount of texture.
Too squishy/bendy, super sticky.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is my first "classic" dildo, since I've always been a fan of vibrations and bells and whistles. However, I decided that it was time to branch out into the wider world of dildos.

I have fallen in love.


This thing has been amazing. It's squishy, so although my first impression was "Woah, that's a bit bigger than I expected", it's actually super comfortable. Though, I do have more than a few size queen tendencies, so for someone who likes a smaller girth, this *might* not be your first choice. However, because it's so squishy, it's great for thrusting on. I have not noticed any cervix (or other) bruising or tenderness at all!

Do not use anally, please! This has NO FLARE at the base to prevent it from slipping into areas that are not reachable. No fun at all!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

When I first opened the package, I noticed a weird, almost "fruity" scent, but that was quickly replaced by the rubber-like "new car" smell I was expecting. It's EXTREMELY tacky. Everything under the sun will stick to this thing, but it does wash off easily.

It does have quite a bit of textured "veins". I've never noticed (or liked, the few times I have noticed) texture, but this is actually the right amount for me. Perhaps because this toy doesn't vibrate or move on its own, so when thrusting on it, that's the only sensation I get!

According to the package, it's made out of Sil-A-Gel, which I have never heard of before. However, I'm very sensitive to most jellies and rubbers, and have had no issue with this causing me problems yet!

Looking into the material a little, it cannot be sterilized, so please use a condom if using with different partners or orifices! It is safe with silicone and water-based lubes.
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

I've really been liking the "realistic" design of this! It's nice to get a "being f*cked" feeling, without having a real penis on call at all times.

The size is *almost* perfect. I think I would love the size if it were firmer, or the same material but bigger. The average woman shouldn't have a difficult time with this, girth-wise. It's substantial, but not HUGE by any stretch of the imagination.

This toy is in no way discreet. It's too large to fit comfortably in a purse, it would be very obvious what it is going through a security scan, and there is no putting it in and walking around without it falling out.
    • Realistic


My only complaints about this are the squishiness of it (I can bend it in half!) and the fact that it doesn't have *anything* to hold on to. I really want it to have a handle, or balls, or a flare, or something at the base to get a grip on when really going at this toy. Having a toy slip out of one's hand when getting close is never fun.

And, like I said, I really want this to be a little firmer. It's a lot of fun, really excellent for a "first", but I want it to have a little less give when I was to thrust *on* it, rather then using it to thrust into me.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

It is a super easy toy to care for with warm water and antibacterial soap. As for storage, since it's SO STICKY, I've been keeping it in the clam-shell it came in. It is easy to get into, snaps closed, and keeps the cat hairs at bay.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


It cones in a clear plastic clam-shell with a paper slip that has a bit of information about the toy on it. I recycled that almost as soon as I opened the toy, since I could tell I would need to keep it in the package as soon as I opened it.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
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  • ska
    nice review
  • allme1
    Nice review.
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  • Andrey2052
    Thanks for the review.
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