Classic dong - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by lslsls92

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Forget diamonds, this is a girl's new best friend.

This item is absolutely fantastic for the price. It serves as a staple item and I don't think you can find a better basic dildo around, especially not in this price range.
Easy handling, realistic feel, affordable.
Bad taste, not for anal use.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This is pretty much one of the best sex toy investments anyone can make and it's not even that much of an investment.

It arrives in a pretty mundane plastic packaging, and doesn't seem like anything too special. It's not the largest, size wise, but it's certainly comparable to the real deal which is probably what most people are looking for. I'd say it's for "intermediate" users. The texture is fairly skin-like as advertised and the dong itself is pretty weighty, which makes for an enjoyable experience, all around. The look is pretty realistic (especially in the beige color which is very similar to paler skin tones) and it's veined. It's not an intimidating toy, either, which really helps. It's just what it advertises: a realistic looking dildo.

The toy has a slight smell, which is almost fruity. I think the intention of the smell is more or less to cover the rubbery smell that the toy would naturally have. It's not unpleasant, just noticeable. As other reviewers have said, this toy attracts a lot of lint. I personally have a lot of hair and it picks that up easily. However, this is nothing that the recommended washing before and after use wouldn't take care of. It washes up pretty easily with soap and water. Because it's made of a porous material, cleaning is pretty mandatory. The lint washes away easily enough with a good washing.

Now, for the good bits: This toy is very easily to get a good grip on for thrusting. It goes in as deep as expected and has a nice, smooth glide. Lube is recommended, of course, and a condom--especially if you're using this toy with a partner or using it multiple places. As far as penetration, this toy is really only good for vaginal use, as it has no base and is not safe for anal use. It works fantastically, though, and is worth it for the single use. You can get a good grip and a good thrust with this.

I don't particularly recommend this for oral use, either. It has a rather unpleasant aftertaste, despite the rather realistic feel of it. However, for the value, this really can't be beat. It is a good-quality toy for a very good price. I'd recommend this as a sort of toy that everyone should have and a basic that can start building a fantastic collection.
Follow-up commentary
This still gets the job done; it is easy to clean, and it's so much fun. It's my go-to (along with a bullet vibrator) for getting off quickly, and it never fails. The smell has largely faded, but the material is holding up very nice. I also have a new partner who is very enthusiastic about using this in our encounters, which makes me a very happy girl.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
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    Thank you for the review
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    Thanks for sharing!
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    Thanks for the review!!
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    Thanks for the review!
  • Falsepast
    Too bad it's not safe for anal
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    Nice review!
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