Classic dong - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by kitsuneyouko5

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Like a cartoon!

A good first toy for people who are already sexually active to some degree. Definitely would not recommend this for virgins. If you don't mind the rubber smell then this is a wonderful toy for single or couple play.
good size and rigidity
seems to seek out and collect lint and hair
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This was my first real sex toy, purchased at suggestion of a good friend. Yep I made him help me pick one out for my first one, at the time I was a newbie on this site and dealing with this stuff in general so yea, needed a hand. We placed the order and anxiously awaited the arrival of our new item.

About a week later it arrived, and while we'd viewed the whole 'view actual size' thing we were more than a little surprised by the size and weight of it in person. Almost the first word out of our mouths was "It looks like a cartoon version!" and to us it did. Looked like something out of a hentai (Japanese anime porn). But hey why not, give it a try we figured. The first night we tried it we did hit a bit of a snag...we'd forgotten one tiny detail...we had no lube in the house! And with the lack of tapering at the head it was a bit more than I could take without some extra lubricant. So a trip to the nearby drug store was needed the following day. After that we gave him another shot. We both enjoyed the reactions that my hubby was able to elicit from me handling this toy. Provided a very nice filling sensation without being over the top. We like to use a vibrating toy with him for clitoral stimulation and that in my opinion just makes it all the better.

Now I haveta tell ya he does have a distinct scent. Almost sickly sweet at first. Thankfully it fades to an almost pleasant level with some airing and use. Cleaning is simple, I usually stick to hot water and soap and stick it in the drainboard to air dry. I feel it necessary to note that you don't want to towel this guy off...lint sticks to him like white on rice.

Only downsides to this toy? The lack of tapering at the head makes initial insertion a bit of a trick, and the smell might bother some. Drying is a thing that just cant be done with a towel for quick storage, ya gotta let it air dry.
Follow-up commentary
This is still a favorite of ours. Though we don't use it as much as we used to (having a couple more to choose from now), we still go back to it. It has held up nicely over the time we've had it. We accidentally turned the paper insert in the package backwards, and the x'd out barcode left a tattoo-like mark on the underside of it. The marker used transferred a v-shape on it. We washed it well and determined that it was still safe and okay to use. There is not a problem to report!
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My Classic dong tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
    • Cyber
    • Everyone
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Relaxation/alone time
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bathtub
    • Shower
  • Kayla
    Thanks for the review.
  • ......
    Thanks for the review
  • ~LaUr3n~
    What is it made of? How do you clean it? What are the dimensions? Should you use a condom? Did you use this anally? If so, add the precautions.

    This is an ok start. You may want to use the extended format to help hit all the aspects of this product.
  • ArmyWife Kira
    I agree with Lauren, the extended format is great!
    Thanks for the review! Big smile
  • kitsuneyouko5
    Ill check out the extended format, thanks for the tip. Its made of rubber and as its a pretty safe material being nonporus. I dont use it anally and my partner really isnt into having anything anywhere near his bum so its not being used anywhere but on me vaginally. As its not being shared I dont bother using a condom but if you are USE A CONDOM! Cleaning easy, i stick with nice hot water and soap.
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review!
  • Stephanie Marie
    Nice review!
  • freakinsimpleton
  • babygirldd4you
    thanks for the review
  • Andrey2052
    Thanks for the review.
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