Classic dong - dildo sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by M. Roth

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Classically Large!

A great dildo for those with some pocketbook strain, with a nice, veined shaft. The head is a bit thick, but the give more than makes up for it. Not recommended as a first time dong, but well worth the price!
Inexpensive, realistically shaped, nice length.
A bit thick, hard to clean.
Rating by reviewer:
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When I first decided to buy this, it was going to be as my first dildo. Having read previous reviews about being large, and wary about rubber, the price was what finally won me over. When it finally arrived, the very first thing I noticed was the smell. It was almost sickly sweet.

It's also very firm when squeezed, but doesn't feel rough at all. There is still a little bit of give, but it didn't bend very well for me. The head seemed, and this may just be for me, a lot thicker than the shaft. For that reason, this was extremely intimidating for my first use. The veins are raised, causing some extra sensations when used.

Just remember that when using the toy, you'll need lots of lube to make it fit! I'll bet there is no amount of natural lubrication that will allow this bad boy to slide right in. I always use a water-based lubricant, but the material is safe for use with silicone lube. Also note; you'll want silicone lubricant if you're using it in the bath or shower. The water-based lubricant will dissolve in the water, and that'll leave this dildo unable to fit!

Since rubber tends to collect dust and hair like none other, your best bet may be to use a condom when using this. It will prevent part of that collection. Which also means that you should NOT use a towel when drying this toy. Air-dry is probably best, on a rack of some sort. Thus, you'll probably want to be careful about cleaning the toy. You wouldn't want anything to stick to it while cleaning. When it comes to storage, try a lint-free cloth. I normally just put mine back in the case, since I don't have a bin or anything.

While thrusting, you really don't want to insert it all the way. There is no base. Since you have to lube it up for insertion, it'll be very slippery, and hard to keep hold of. Best for use with clitoral stimulation, it will drive you wild! I would also not recommend it for anal, again for the lack of base to hold onto.

Overall, the length is perfect. It may be a bit too thick for all the first-timers with a toy, but you can definitely work your way up to it. All it took for me was enough lube, and it slid right in. The stimulation from the raised veins are perfect. So for the price, it's definitely worth investing in!
Follow-up commentary
While it may not be in the regular rotation of my toys, I still like to bust this bad boy out once in awhile. Sadly, the smell hasn't gone away, though it has faded some. Looking back, I only wish that this guy had a set of balls. That would make it absolutely perfect.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
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  • Solar Ray
    Good first review. Welcome to Eden.
  • M. Roth
    Thank you! (:
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    Good first review. Welcome
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    Thanks for the review.
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