Classic dong - dildo sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by FrumpyMaiden

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I was a little surprised...

It is a very good, simple dildo, but due to the smell and taste, I don't know if it is worth it in the end. Plus, requiring lube for comfort diminishes the appeal of this toy.
Realistic, good length
Strong odor, bad taste, pulling texture
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This is a great, simple dildo for vaginal insertion - no bells and whistles. It is a little big in girth for beginners. My husband is the same girth, but because of the material, it was still tight. I was a little surprised with the texture. I have to use a liquid lubricant with this as it actually dries out the vagina and pulls uncomfortably. My first use was just with the lube that God gave me, and even though I was able to get off very well, I noticed immediately after orgasm just how bad the pulling was. I tried again with a gel lubricant, and although it didn't pull as bad, the pulling was still there. My husband was using it on me, and even he commented on the pulling.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

The texture is nice, but the smell and taste are not. It has a baby powder smell when you take it out of the package. I tried washing it with a scented soap, soaking it in vinegar, and letting it air out, and it still has that same smell. It wouldn't be too bad, except that if you put it in your dresser drawer, everything in the drawer ends up smelling like baby powder. The taste is almost chemical. It's funky, to say the least. I am a cam girl, and I suck on this thing for hours sometimes. It is very unpleasant...tolerable, but unpleasant.
    • Strong odor bad taste

Design / Shape / Size

I like the design of it, and I like the realistic look very much. The head looks awkward, but it doesn't take away from the appeal at all. It is a little big for beginners, but the girth is very nice and has just enough length. Because of the size and realistic look, I would not recommend it for travel. It is in no way discreet, and it is easy to identify. It feels very nice to the touch, but it doesn't glide through your hand at all.
    • Realistic


It gave me a really great orgasm, but the material does not glide well through your hand or vagina well without a liquid lubricant. With vaginal use, it has a pulling feel without lubricant or even with a gel lubricant. When I didn't use the liquid lube, it was uncomfortable and left me hurting a little the following day.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

It is very easy to take care of and clean this toy. A gentle soap or toy cleaner work just fine. The smell will leech out though, so put it where you don't mind other items smelling like baby powder. It works well with both gel and liquid lube, but I would recommend the liquid over the gel.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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