The original - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by chicagonative

The original

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"Original" Doesn't Equal Creative

This dildo, quite simply put, is just not very exciting. I don't think about it when I'm horny, I don't go to it, it doesn't call me. It requires too much work, both during play and after, and it's very uncomfortable. All work and no play makes The Original a dull toy.
The Original has a realistic look (aside from the color, of course) and feel to it.
Porous silicone, hard to clean, uncomfortable to use, The Original needs a few design upgrades.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
The Original is BIG. Or maybe I'm just a light-weight. I suppose in terms of how natural it is, I can say that it does at least look real, and it's pretty flexible as well. However, I found myself very uncomfortable using it. The circumference stretched me painfully - and I've given birth! The length was just a little too much. Maybe about a half and inch too long.

In terms of material and cleaning, it is made of silicone, but it seems very porous to me. If you don't/can't wash it IMMEDIATELY, it will reek by the time you clean it, and that's just using it vaginally. The material itself stinks pretty badly, too. After the first use, I took to using condoms with it, because I just couldn't stand the smell. It does lube up pretty well, but even with lube, I was still pretty uncomfortable. I only used this dildo a handful of times, perhaps six or seven.

I attempted to anally stimulate myself with this once, and I will never do it again. First off, it was way too big and I ended up bleeding because it tore me. Second, the porous nature of the silicone meant I had to wash it extensively - hand sanitizer, soap, scalding hot water, bleach.

Compared to other silicone items, this one just seemed sticky and disgusting. I've thrown mine away, because even after a thorough cleaning, I couldn't imagine anyone else ever using it again, including myself.

Surprisingly, it's actually kind of noisy to use. The up and down motion coupled with the way I had to wedge it inside of me made for very wet, loud sounds. I wouldn't recommend using this in a dorm if you have a roommate.

It's almost like some dude said to himself, "Chicks like big cocks, so let's make a toy for them!" I think dildos should be made by women, because we know what feels best to us. Basically, I hated the damn thing. I'm glad to be rid of it.
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My The original tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Heavy play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Genitals
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  • Silverdrop
    Wow... that sounds awful. If Doc Johnson can't even get silicone toys not to stink, then I really really need to just cross them off my list of acceptable toy manufacturers.
  • Eva Schwaltz
    Eww, it's too bad this has such a terrible smell. Thanks for the review.
  • Tuesday
    Someone who reviewed the Ryder butt plug said that that toy had the same issue. It's not that silicone is porous - it isn't. But silicone will always absorb the scent of whatever is around it. It sounds like this one was just too big for you.
  • haley730
    Great review, sorry it din't work for you. I never had a problem with mine, no smell or nothing like that.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    What exactly is the size of the toy? Thanks for the review.
  • kawigrl
    suxs that you didn't like it
  • lustylusty
    Thanks for the review
  • mailroomorder
    Thanks for the review!
  • LuLu-Pop
    Nice review
  • til
    It's not the toy's fault if it's too big for you or you don't know how to use it, you know. Also, are you copletely sure the toy you had was silicone? Silicone is definitely non porous and I've never had a problem with silicone absorbing smells either (unlike other materials). Ages ago, doc Johnson made the same design in a lower quality material (jelly?), maybe that's what you had?

    I didn't like the sexist remarks at the end of your review either.
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