The original - realistic dildo discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by chicagonative

The Original is BIG. Or maybe I'm just a light-weight. I suppose in terms of how natural it is, I can say that it does at least look real, and it's pretty flexible as well. However, I found myself very uncomfortable using it. The circumference stretched me painfully - and I've given birth! The length was just a little too much. Maybe about a half and inch too long.

In terms of material and cleaning, it is made of silicone, but it seems very porous to me. If you don't/can't wash it IMMEDIATELY, it will reek by the time you clean it, and that's just using it vaginally. The material itself stinks pretty badly, too. After the first use, I took to using condoms with it, because I just couldn't stand the smell. It does lube up pretty well, but even with lube, I was still pretty uncomfortable. I only used this dildo a handful of times, perhaps six or seven.

I attempted to anally stimulate myself with this once, and I will never do it again. First off, it was way too big and I ended up bleeding because it tore me. Second, the porous nature of the silicone meant I had to wash it extensively - hand sanitizer, soap, scalding hot water, bleach.

Compared to other silicone items, this one just seemed sticky and disgusting. I've thrown mine away, because even after a thorough cleaning, I couldn't imagine anyone else ever using it again, including myself.

Surprisingly, it's actually kind of noisy to use. The up and down motion coupled with the way I had to wedge it inside of me made for very wet, loud sounds. I wouldn't recommend using this in a dorm if you have a roommate.

It's almost like some dude said to himself, "Chicks like big cocks, so let's make a toy for them!" I think dildos should be made by women, because we know what feels best to us. Basically, I hated the damn thing. I'm glad to be rid of it.