The Bend Over Beginner harness kit is an easy, non-threatening introduction to anal play, ideal for those focused on sensation over size, and it is also a useful dildo for those who like them small and smooth. Though the dildos themselves won't satisfy size queens, the harness is quite versatile. We use this harness for all of our strap-on play, and it snugly fits our largest dildo, which is 6.5”x 1.25” (17cm x 3 cm).

We never got to use the vibrator much because it died on our third use and takes watch batteries, which are a bit difficult to buy. When we did use it, it didn't provide much stimulation. The good news is that, since it is so well-positioned, the base of the dildo provides a decent amount of stimulation for the wearer when thrusting.

The dildos are silicone and are thus easily sterilized and waterproof. They are on the softer side, which is very comfortable but can make insertion difficult. My biggest complaint with this set is that hair and dust clings to the dildos like crazy, and it's difficult to get off with just toy wipes, so we end up boiling them before each use.



The harness is faux velvet with smooth nylon straps. The straps are relatively comfortable, and the velvet is sensual but gets dirty easily.

The straps are fully adjustable and loop around the legs sort of like a jock strap, which is comfortable and makes for easy access. They tend to slip a little during use but have never fallen off or even gotten loose enough that I had to re-adjust. The removable rubber O-ring fits many sized toys and can be replaced with a larger one if needed. It's held in place by four snap closures. The harness is very functional and has served us well.

My girlfriend is very petite, wears size zero jeans, and it fits her just fine. I wear size five jeans and it fits me well too. The straps are very long (which can occasionally be annoying) and would probably fit someone of a much larger size as well.

The smaller dildo is only slightly larger than one finger, and works well for vaginal insertion if you have trouble with larger toys (my girlfriend, who is uncomfortable with two fingers, loves this toy) and is not even remotely painful during anal insertion. The larger size is a bit larger than two fingers and is an easy but fulfilling step up from the small size.

It was difficult to figure out how to put on the harness the first time, and though it hasn't been as quick as I'd like each subsequent time, you can get it on in the dark. Once adjusted, the harness is very comfortable and holds toys securely in every position we've tried.