Bsoft? Shoulda been called Bstiff! But I forgive you.

The Bsoft Massager by B Swish is marketed as a rechargeable clitoral vibrator. I personally find the vibrations to be WAY too buzzy for me to use it in the way. However, Bsoft is absolutely perfect for a nipple stimulator in my opinion. The vibrations are so buzzy, it actually tickles my labia and clitoris, and I just cannot keep it there for very long. Fortunately, it does not tickle when used on my nipples, but rather creates a very pleasant feeling, one of which I have not found while using other vibrators on my nipples or breasts. I also found that my partner loves it when I cup his scrotum with the Bsoft. The Bsoft is also a wonderful tool to use during oral, and definitely adds to the experience.

Just because it's call Bsoft doesn't mean it actually is. In fact, the Bsoft is primarily made of a hard plastic, with certain parts, such as the button pad, charging port cover, and a thin strip of pink that circles the toy all being made of silicone. Both plastic and silicone are nonporous, phthalates-free materials. Plastic rates an 8 on the EdenFantasys safety scale, while silicone rates a perfect 10, making this toy a wonderful choice for those interested in a safe, risk-free toy. The plastic that makes up most of the toy is a very firm, yet velvety soft plastic that glides across the skin without a hint of drag. The Bsoft is perfectly smooth, with the only texture being along the pink strip, which kind of feels like an exaggerated seam. If you repeatedly flick the tip of the toy across your skin, it is definitely noticeable, but other than that, it's a nonissue. If you put your nose right up against the toy, it does have a scent, but for one, it actually smells nice, and for two, you will only smell it if it's shoved half way up your nostrils.

The design of the Bsoft strangely reminds me of an iron from the future, or maybe a canoe. It's a really cute toy that's perfect for targeting specific areas and delivering pinpoint vibrations, as well as covering a broader area, depending on how you use it. The top half of the toy has two indents for your fingers to rest on during use. The bottom half is concave, kind of like a canoe. The design is pretty intuitive, so you won't be sitting there trying to figure out how the heck to use it. Any toy user of any level of experience can use this. It is a perfect toy for travel, as it comes with a carrying pouch, is small enough to hide in practically any purse, and if someone were to accidentally stumble upon it, they probably would not guess it a sex toy at first glance.

Measurements:
Length: 4 7/8"
Width: 2 1/4"
Length of charger's cord: 60" or 5'










The pouch is big enough to hold both the toy and the charger, as shown above.

The Bsoft has 7 different functions: 3 steady vibrations, low, medium, high, then 4 different patterns, the first being an rollercoaster-esque pattern, the second one a pulsing pattern, the third a faster pulse, and the last one being two quick pulses then one long pulse. The patterns are pretty common among vibrators, so this toy has nothing new and original. Honestly I find the four patterns to be pretty boring, so I normal just use the highest steady vibration. This toy isn't the strongest or the rumbliest (as stated before, it is very buzzy), and is pretty freaking loud. My partner could faintly hear it through a closed door and under the covers. If privacy is a big issue for you, this might not be the best option. The product page as well as the packaging and user manual all claim this toy is waterproof, but the charging port cover on mine doesn't sit flush with the toy, so I hesitate to try to use it fully submerged. Cleaning it with soap and water seems to be fine, as no water gets in that way, but I have no interest in chancing it in the tub or anything like that. The controls of this toy are simple: One button turns it on and off, and the other scrolls through the patterns. The pattern button only goes forward, so if you want to go from pattern 2 to pattern 1, you have to scroll through all of them. A really cool feature of this toy is that when turned on, the control panel has a blue backlight that makes it perfect for using in the dark. The Bsoft takes 2 and a half hours to charge, and from that you get 2 hours of play time. According to the information provided in the packaging, this toy has 60 days of standby time, so if you don't plan on using it a whole lot, you don't have to worry about keeping it on the charger. Overall, the Bsoft is a very simple, standard toy, function-wise.

Cleaning the Bsoft is super easy. There are no ridges for bacteria to get trapped under, and toy cleaner, antibacterial wipes, or just plain soap and warm water will get the job done. Storage is just as easy, as the toy comes with a carrying pouch to keep it nice and safe. Because the toy has parts that are silicone, I highly suggest that only water-based lubricant is used with this toy, lest the buttons start to degrade.

The Bsoft's packaging is quite beautiful. It isn't exactly discreet, but it doesn't absolutely scream, "SEX TOY" either. I personally think it's just the right blend of sensual, romantic, and alluring, and at the same time, advertising in a non-offensive way what the customer is buying. The front of the box features a glimpse of a woman in a frilly polka dot shirt, done in monochrome on one half, and the other half is a maroon background with the words, "Bsoft | sensual and sweet. the delicate touch of this 7 speed rechargeable massager is all it takes." printed in white. The box also has some information about the toy printed on it, such as the materials used, measurements, how long it takes to charge, plus how much play time you have, etc. It does come with a user's manual, but the manual appears to be a generic, all-encompassing guide to all of B Swish's toys, and as such, does not have a lot of information on the Bsoft in particular. When you take your Bsoft out of the box, you will find it sitting in a matte black, cardboard tray that comes in two parts. Lift the top part off, and you'll find the manual, carrying pouch, and the charger underneath.

Cute, small, and discreet it most definitely is, but for me, a clitoral vibrator it is not. But that doesn't discount it as a vibrator. This toy still has a place in my toy box, as it is the perfect nipple vibrator. And let's not forget its potential in couples play.

Before I finally buckled down and bought it, I had been curious about the Bsoft for a while. It's unique shape drew me in, and once it went on sale, I just couldn't pass it up. When I received it and turned it on, I was really disappointed by its buzzy vibrations and the noise it emits, but when I finally realized its potential for nipple stimulation, and for couples play due to its shape, I gave it another chance. Once I used it with my partner, I could finally get past the buzz and embrace the toy for its awesome shape. Not everyone will love this toy, but for those into uniqueness and versatility, the Bsoft is a toy worth trying.