Love bunny vibe - discreet massager discontinued by LoveHoney - review by TheCleansing

This toy can be used (as far as I know, correct me if I'm wrong) in one of two ways!

For one there's a bullet. Simply remove the bullet from the bunny's ass (never thought I'd ever type those words) and turn it on. Ping! You have a beautiful and decently strong bullet good for use on your clit or any erogenous zone you seek to pleasure.

For the second? There's a lovely bunny! Reinsert the bullet into the bunny's ass and turn the bullet back on. The vibrations travel very well throughout the hard rubber bunny, making it vibrate very powerfully. There is a round "nib" that is the head of the bunny, as well as two sharp ears. All of this is absolutely phenomenal for clitoral pleasure. You can also tease the vagina with the ears of the bunny (if you're daring and into that sort of thing). In addition, the ears are lovely for nipple caresses, with or without a vibrator inside the bunny's butt (I just can't get away from it, hehehehe).

I had a lot of fun using this on the girlfriend, but it's also great for one-woman romps. Or one-man, if you're creative.

The material of the bullet itself is plasticky with an outer rubber coating bit. It's fairly velvety to the touch and super comfortable. Not difficult, scratchy, itchy, or anything of that sort at all.

As for the bunny? It's even more fluffy. Well, not fluffy, but soft velvety rubber. Very comfortable to the skin. Just the right amount of "let" when you pressure it against your skin. Not too hard, not too soft. The stuff dreams are made o- Sorry, reviewing. Ahem. Yes. Comfortably soft velvety rubber.

There's not really a texture, but if you can call it that there are two big sharp-ish ears made of rubber on the bunny (what with it being a bunny and all). They are sharp for rubber, but absolutely lovely to have on skin (they don't pinch or hurt at all). There is also a big round spherical thing that is the bunny's head which is also comfy for clitoral stimulation.

I found absolutely no odor with the bunny nor the bullet.

Absolutely loved the ears. They were creative, super stimulating and soft enough to sleep on. Well, maybe not that, but I think if you're reading through, I'm driving the point through pretty clearly. This is an awesome toy. The shape of the toy is perfect. It's a little bunny rabbit that loves to stimulate you with its velvety rubber features. The size factor is perfect, as it can be held in the palm of your hand without any trouble whatsoever. It's easy enough to hide because it essentially looks like modern art! It's a little rubbery toy that almost looks like the toys you get at Urban Outfitters! (munny, anyone?) It's discreet enough to keep on your desk (probably without attached bullet just to be safe) and small enough to stow in a purse and walk around with.

The vibrations come from a bullet housed in the bunny's butt! The bullet is removable so you can play with it as is. You can also insert the bullet into the bunny and have the vibrations travel throughout the bunny housing. The bullet is simple: it turns on via a rubber membrane button on the back of the bullet and has only one setting. So therefore the cycle is just:

ON->OFF->ON etc.

The toy isn't very noisy? It's quiet as bullets go but certainly not whisper quiet. It's not waterproof because there's no seam, but I'm sure the bunny itself (without the bullet) is waterproof. So maybe he can aid you in bath-time-play-time but keep the bullet out of his butt and dry him well before you do so. The controls are super convenient and easy to use. Just press the button on his tail and you're good to go.

The bullet is not quite a battery guzzler but it doesn't exactly conserve batteries either. Pretty middle-of-the-road stuff on that end.

As with most toys, simply wipe it down with soap and warm water and you should be okay. The bullet itself is not waterproof, so be careful with that and fluids. The bunny is 100% waterproof (being rubber and all). Just make sure you clean him thoroughly before you insert the bullet back in.

In terms of storage, store him anywhere cool and dry. The rubber should be especially cool, as there may be fears he could melt under pressure and being the cute thing he is, no one wants that. Also, it is encouraged you take the batteries out of the bullet between playtimes because that helps the batteries last longer regardless. He shouldn't be too hard to desk. Keep him on your desk if you want to.

The toy is packaged in a little cardboard box the size of those boxes that come with one Christmas tree ornament. There's some pretty cute 6-years-and-up imagery and some advertising on the front, with a slot through which the bunny peeks. There are limited instructions on the back, but the toy isn't so complex you need instructions to figure it out. Inside the cardboard box there is a plastic clamshell enclosure that can be opened to access your very own rubber bunny butt vibe. Sorry, that's the last one. I'd feel pretty guilty giving someone this as is, so I'd probably wrap it up in something nice, although the box is great for storing your little bunny. It is also recyclable.