Love bunny vibe - discreet massager discontinued by LoveHoney - review by chicmichiw

The Love Bunny is the cutest external clitoral vibrator you'll ever meet. I'll be describing its two parts separately; the bunny-shaped, silicone sleeve and the matching purple bullet in each section.

Love Bunny has several uses:
1. External clitoral simulator
2. Cute knick-knack
3. *But here's a special one, where the Bunny really shines: Interchangeable bullet sleeve

First, the Bunny is primarily designed for female-bodied, cute toy lovers. Its ears and gentle 'bump' of a head are designed to stimulate the clitoris, frenulum and inner labia. Second, it has a flat bottom, which allows it to stand on its own despite its round shape. That, in combination with its color-matched bullet forming the tail, could feasibly be displayed or if you accidentally leave it out, no one would know. They would just think it's a cute knick-knack!

Those who need a lot of vroom will despair and obviously those looking for any penetration won't find it here. Bunny won't work very well as a non-sexual massager but could be used for anal teasing. Also, the bullet Bunny comes with is poor at best and not waterproof. But the fact that the Bunny itself is good, velvety silicone and interchangeable with any variety of stronger, rechargeable bullets will make it last forever and transform it from 'novelty' to truly useful! Throw in a healthy dose of cute and I'm in love.

The Bunny is made from mostly firm silicone, which feels velvety to the touch. I got the purple color, which is rich and dark ("grape-y") and quite pretty, really. It has a seam running laterally, which can be seen but not felt. The ears appear to be molded into the place where the head and body meet. They're fairly flexible. They seem pretty secure so no worries about an ear popping off. Overall, the Bunny itself seems pretty well made. There is a very faint smell to it that I associate with silicone but it's not offensive at all and faded after a rinse.



The packaging assures me that Bunny is 100% silicone, without latex or phthalates to trigger any allergies.

The bullet appears to be similar, coated with a thin layer of the same purple silicone so that it matches. The bullet has a twist-off cap with an O-ring and overall, doesn't look very waterproof. Inspection of the inside reveals a really cheap little bullet with exposed electronics.

It's true that I'm attracted to cute things and this has led me astray in some purchasing decisions. This is not true here! Bunny is cute and functional.

Bunny's ears and head are the parts that will make you smile! They kind of count as texture and they're delightful. The ears will go perfectly around the shaft of your clitoris, while the head will bump and rub against the top of the head bump (the Bunny's forehead, I guess). The hole that the bullet goes into is quite deep and the thoughtfulness of the design is such that the bullet is directly behind the forehead and under the ears. This allows the bullet to transmit vibrations deliciously!

Since the Bunny is not designed for penetration, size is not as important while the breadth of the head and length of the ears are. I'm sure that most women will find the size of the head and ears adequate. Measurements below:

Love Bunny is:
Head length: 3/4" long
Head size (front): exactly that of a quarter, 1" in diameter
Body: 1.5" long and wide
Bullet hole depth: 1.5"
Ears: 1.25" long




Bunny is additionally pretty light, and probably comparable to an actual toy bouncy ball of the same size. It's not a burden to hold at all!

The bunny sleeve has no changing or variable features, of course! But it doesn't really need them.

The bullet, however, has no on or off mode. You simply put the batteries in and it turns on automatically. Holding the button does not turn it off, which is silly and not useful. The bullet simply doesn't seem very well made. While putting in the batteries, it sometimes sputters from the sudden contact with the batteries, before you've put them all in -- and putting in the rest of the batteries can 'bite' your fingers with a little shock. It's not very painful, I promise, because the bullet is pretty weak. However, it made me quite disgusted with this aspect of the toy.

Indeed, I'd rate the bullet's vibrations at a rather disappointing two, especially when they're somewhat absorbed by the bunny itself.

The only good thing about the bullet is that it comes with batteries.


But I have a solution:


Use the Salsa or some other, stronger bullet of your choice! This truly turns the Bunny into a very fun and very effective bullet sleeve. I normally use an item two or three times before I review it but this time I've used it about a half dozen times because it's that fun and because I like it that much!

Unfortunately, using the Bunny this way means that it doesn't 100% stand on its own merit, which made me knock off a star.

The silicone of the bunny is wonderful to clean. It has no seams to trap lubricant or bacteria, which is a plus. The only problem areas that I've encountered are between the ears and the bullet hole itself. They may require some extra attention with soapy water and definitely should be cleaned and dried with a cloth after. Leaving water in a deep, somewhat protected space like the bullet hole invites mold and bacteria to flourish, which obviously defeats the purpose of cleaning it!

The bullet should not be too close to the action, so if you're using it with the bunny, it hopefully won't even need cleaning.

However, you may want to switch out the bullet or be able to easily slide the bullet out of the hole in the back of the bunny. In this case, a drop or two of lube helps -- use only water based lubes. Clean up of the lube after play is of course necessary also, but a wipe would accomplish this in the least messy and fastest way.

The packaging is adorable -- maybe too adorable? It looks like an actual child's toy, right down to the 'adoption certificate' and the only coy hints as to what it really is.




I personally enjoy very cute things, but this borders on a bit too much. The adoption oath is: "Hop in front of an adult (who do they think is using this?) and make the universal bunny ears sign through buck teeth..." Just, no thanks. I'm fine.

I like to store the bunny with its original box, since it has a handy, molded plastic insert and the box itself is very compact. Additionally, the box is perfect for gift-giving since it's a regular, square shape and is discreet.